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The Tomorrow War (2021)
Stupid time travel paradox sin
The Good: Action was ok
The Bad: Others have already long lists of this so I won't repeat.
The Ugly: the biggest sin is the treatment of time travel. So if they defeat the monsters in the past the the future never would have happened the way it did.... and no one would remember the future happening ..... stupid script... the only get out they could have used would have been parallel universes. It would have been cool that when he saw his daughter in the past, at the end, she had different colour hair or was a boy... just something different. That would elevate this movie to a 7 and open awesome sequel possibilities.
Great White (2021)
Even the shark was bored
Avoid "Great White"! It is just boring. The characters just bicker 90% of the time, I think even the shark was bored as it only turned up every now and then, before going off to probably watch paint dry or something. In fact it probably just ate people to stop then whining at each other as that is what seems to pass as "character development".
G-Loc (2020)
Felt like it was a bad 70s UK TV Movie
I got bored. I had to fast forward to the end, just to see what happens.
I can forgive low budgets, but I cannot forgive poor writing.
First, the handheld AI stickman, was grating, who would create an AI with attitude? If Alexa behaved like that it would be in the bin. But I suppose it is edgy and exciting....(sarcasm)
Second, The 30 minutes I watched consisted of meeting a sole survivor woman on a spaceship, whose only role was to be angry and fight badly. I didn't have enough information to care about her character. As with many badly written scripts this could have been handled with some basic dialogue.. "Why are you on my spaceship?"... not "oh, i'm going to fight you now for no reason..."
At no point did any of the characters behave like normal adults, more like spoiled children who have just finished acting school.
The drawn out fight scenes had no impact and felt like I was watching an episode on Space 1999. Ie not convincing
Even after forwarding to the last 5 minutes, the finale did not make me care to go back and watch the rest.
I had to purge this from my memory by writing a review followed by watching a sci-fi movie with a good script.