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Ahsoka (2023)
Some of the worst Star Wars content I've ever watched, and I've watched the holiday special
Episodes 1 and 2 were okay but not amazing. They acted as a decent start of the series and mainly felt like they were supposed to set up the rest of the show. I just watched episode 3 and the drop in quality was huge! It felt like nothing happened in the episode. It has been established that Sabine can't use the force, so why do we spend the first few minutes with her attempting to do something that we know only force users can do? Does Ahsoka just expect her to become force sensitive like turning on a light switch? Why is the new republic being run my these incompetent people? Mon Morgan was there in rebels, she knows what a threat Thrawn is. Why is she just standing by with her senator buddies while they're being told Thrawns alive? Shouldn't all of their resources be used to stop another war from happening? Also, where is Zeb!? Shouldn't he be there with Sabine and Ahsoka looking for Thrawn and Ezra? Don't even get me started on Ahsoka floating around in space. Did her face shrink while it was in that mask? It looked like it shrieked. I'll come back to Star Wars when Andor season 2 starts. Until then, goodbye Disney+
Turning Red (2022)
Painfully Bad
There are some major problems with this movie. The biggest problem is the characters are painfully bad. All of the child characters are every stereotype of a modern day straight girl that likes boy bands amplified by 100. They are very annoying and aren't fun to watch. Also most of the adult characters are just overbearing parents that aren't enjoyable. The only character I liked in this movie was the main girls dad because he had the only good scene in the movie where he has a heart to heart with the main girl about her keeping the panda.
This movie also has no sense of direction. It starts with trying to be a slice of life movie about a panda girl and ends with a kaigu fight. The story was also very predictable. I could guess every plot point 20 minutes before it happened.
Overall I give this a 3/10
Don't watch it.