ColinTheGorilla Reviews

Jury Duty (2023– )

Wow

[9/10 · 5 May 2023]

This is one of the funniest shows I've seen in such a long time and everything about this show was so much damn fun. All the actors did such a phenomenal job to convince Ronald that this was all real and he actually believed it and Ronald himself did an amazing job and I loved the friendships he was making with the other jurors. I think my favorite character was Todd as he was super awkward and funny but Ronald wanted to include him in everything and make him feel involved with the other jurors and I loved that part of the show. Overall this was such a super fun show and it was so hilarious and I'm highly recommending this show to everyone.

Beef (2023– )

Wow!

[9/10 · 15 April 2023]

I didn't think this show would be that good but boy did my expectations gets exceed so quickly as this show was just fantastic and I absolutely love everything about it from start to finish. Steven Yeun and Ali Wong are just both fantastic in this show and do such an incredible job in these roles and i think this shows drama also was super intense and you really did get into this story and plot a ton and it was pretty easy to follow and I think everyone needs to watch this show immediately as it's that good. I seriously enjoyed this show too much and I think everyone would like something like this to watch.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

So much fun

[8/10 · 9 April 2023]

This movie is so much damn fun and I absolutely loved everything about it. The composing in this movie is some of the best I've ever heard and it fit so well in the movie. The voice acting was pretty good too and I didn't think Chris Pratt would be any good as Mario but he was actually pretty good but Jack Black stole the show as Bowser as he absolutely killed his role. Charlie Day was great too as Luigi as he was probably my 2nd favorite in the movie. The only problem I have with this movie is it felt so quick and I wish it was longer and it's only 90 minutes. Other than that this movie is just a ton of fun and worth the watch.

Air (I) (2023)

So much fun

[8/10 · 8 April 2023]

I didn't really think this movie would be that good but it turned out to be such a fun time and I really enjoyed watching this movie. The acting is pretty great throughout the movie too with Matt Damon doing a great job, Ben Affleck also did a very good job in his role and Jason Bateman, Chris Tucker did super well too but my standout was Viola Davis as she absolutely killed her role and was so damn good in this movie. It's such a good biopic that really does show how Nike was able to sign Jordan in a deal that was never seen before. I highly recommend this movie as it was just a fun time and I think people should watch this.

Murder Mystery 2 (2023)

Yikes

[5/10 · 2 April 2023]

This was a fun movie that had some funny moments throughout but other than that this movie really had nothing going for it besides comedy. The plot is beyond stale and repetitive and boring as well. The new characters introduced too were beyond boring and they had little to any detail to them which made this movie very not fun to watch due to the fact how boring the characters were in general. The only good part was the few jokes that actually made me laugh and were pretty fun moments in the movie. I think this is worth a watch in your spare time and it could be fun to watch with your family or friends.

Tetris (2023)

Pretty cool

[7/10 · 31 March 2023]

I never knew this entire back story behind the success of Tetris. I was intrigued when I first saw the trailer and wonder if it could be any fun or good and I'm glad to say it's a pretty cool movie and I did enjoy it quite a ton. Taron Egerton did such a good job in the role and did some good acting and i think this movie was a pretty fun time and the whole story behind tetris. I think it was a pretty solid movie and now I want to play some tetris after watching this movie. This isn't groundbreaking but it's just a fun time in general which I think people should watch and I recommend to watch it.

John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)

Wow

[10/10 · 26 March 2023]

This is one of the best action movies I've ever watched and it's truly magnificent to watch. I can't believe this movie was that good and I'm so happy it was so good. I love all the new characters introduced like Caine, Mr Nobody and a lot more other characters which were super enjoyable to watch and I began to like these characters quite a ton. I feel like some people won't like the ending of this movie but I think it was super well written and a great way to the end the movie. Keanu Reeves was such a badass as John Wick yet again as he was so damn cool and great to watch in this movie. Overall this movie is quite phenomenal.

The Last of Us (2023– )

Incredible

[9/10 · 13 March 2023]

This is such an amazing adaption and I absolutely loved every second of it. This show was one of the best I've seen in a long time. This was truly an amazing experience to watch and how good they made the video game references into the show as some scenes felt like the exact thing from the game. Pedro Pascals and Bella Ramseys relationship in this show is beyond incredible too. They have such a great dynamic and this show was truly amazing to watch and I'm sad the first season ended but excited for the second season as that should be just as good as this first season. Overall it's truly an amazing show and I'm highly recommending it.

Scream VI (2023)

Best Scream movie since the original

[8/10 · 12 March 2023]

In my opinion this is the best Scream since this original and has so many great moments throughout. I think Jenna Ortega and Melissa Barrera have such amazing chemistry in this movie and have a great sister dynamic through this film. Ghostface in my opinion is also in his strongest form since the original as he didn't really trip or was clumsy at all during this movie. The only problem I had was that I think this movie was afraid to kill off characters due to the fact some of these characters got stabbed like 20-30 times and somehow lived miraculously. Overall it's a great installment in the scream franchise and has great tension and horror elements throughout.

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Wtf

[1/10 · 5 March 2023]

I thought this movie would be a so bad it's kinda good horror movie but this movie is awful and genuinely one of the worst pieces of cinema I've ever seen as it's so terrible. The acting is beyond awful and some of the worst I may have ever seen as it's truly terrible as I hate every damn character in this movie. This actually might be the worst movie I've ever seen. It's so terrible and not even remotely scary at all and the plot is truly terrible. Everything about this movie sucks and I wish it was never made due to how terrible and an abomination this movie is to all of cinema. Overall this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Creed III (2023)

Amazing

[8/10 · 5 March 2023]

This movie was beyond amazing. Michael B Jordan had such good vision for this movie and I truly did enjoy this movie quite a ton. Jonathan Majors yet again was amazing as he usually is. The fight scene at the end was so cool and truly reminded me of an anime especially with the styles Michael B Jordan used for the fight. The plot is pretty simple to follow too and I found myself enjoying this movie so damn much as I truly did love it. Overall I loved this movie so much and I think it's 100% worth your time to watch the movie. I think this is so worth it and one of the most fun movies I've seen in a while.

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Weirdest movie ever

[7/10 · 27 February 2023]

This is one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen. This might be the weirdest. Cocaine Bear is surprising good and I'm kinda shocked by how much fun this film was. The ambulance scene was the best part of the movie in my opinion as that scene was terrifying and I actually think this movie was so weird it was kinda good. The only problem I have is that there is way too many characters that the movie tries to focus on and it kinda gets confusing at points and the comedy isn't the best but it does land once in a while to make you laugh. Overall I really enjoyed this movie and I'm surprised by how much I liked it.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

This movie sucks

[5/10 · 19 February 2023]

This movie is beyond frustrating and boring to watch. It had so much potential and absolutely failed as it was beyond boring and stupid. The only positive I have for this movie is Jonathan Majors as Kang as he made this movie actually somewhat enjoyable and he killed his role. Other than Jonathan Majors there's nothing else good about this movie to be honest. It was so boring and marvel keeps getting worse and worse everytime. I'm sad that this movie flopped for me and absolutely failed and was beyond weak. Overall this movie is pretty boring and dumb. Kang is the only good part of the movie and overall this movie is trash.

Knock at the Cabin (2023)

It's solid

[6/10 · 12 February 2023]

This movie is pretty solid and it's a pretty fun watch but I feel like the story goes by too quick and I would've loved to have more to it. Dave Bautisa is honestly such a great actor and he does deserve some more praise as he absolutely killed it in this movie and was easily my favorite character in the film. This movie has some good moments but sometimes it kind of falls flat for me but overall it's honestly a pretty fun experience and time. I think that all the other actors did a great job too but I do wish the story could've had more since it felt so quick and the movie just went by super quick.

Sick (2022)

Weirdly enjoyable

[7/10 · 31 January 2023]

I had no expectations for this movie and thought it was be a beyond goofy horror movie that was dumb but this was actually enjoyable to watch and very suspenseful and actually invests you into the story and makes you care for the characters. More 80-90 minute horror movies should be made because that's the best type of movies for horror short movies that are a ton of fun and has a ton of awesome moments. I actually found myself invented into the story and invested to see what would happen at the end and the twist at the end was pretty cool to see and something new I haven't see before and I really enjoyed it.

You People (2023)

Yeah no

[4/10 · 28 January 2023]

The comedy throughout this movie is pretty good but there's absolutely no script at all and you can clearly tell they just attempted to throw as much comedy in this movie as possible. It's also pretty boring and has nothing really interesting about this movie or anything interesting going on throughout this movie. Jonah Hill and Eddie Murphy tried thier best with this awful script but it didn't work at all for me and just a generic Netflix movie. Overall I think this isn't really worth the watch unless your beyond bored and want to laugh a little bit throughout a movie. You'll have better luck finding a different comedy movie than whatever this was.

Invincible (2021– )

Amazing

[9/10 · 25 January 2023]

I watched this show for the first time since I saw people talking about season 2 and the trailer but I decided to give it a shot and oh my god was it worth it. This show is beyond incredible and I absolutely love it and truly can't wait for the next season this year. I think everyone needs to watch this show as Invincible and Omni Man are two of my favorite characters of all time and the final episode was beyond amazing seeing what occurred and all the events leading up to the final episode. This show is 100% worth the watch and I think everyone needs to watch it immediately as it's such an amazing show.

Missing (I) (2023)

Surprisingly fun

[8/10 · 21 January 2023]

Going into this movie I didn't think I would like it as much as I did. I really enjoyed this movie quite a lot and it exceeded my slim expectations and think it's worth the watch. I think this was such a fun movie as a thriller and mystery film which I enjoyed it a ton. The cast was also pretty great in this movie and did a very good job too! Plus the twist kind of got me as i didn't expect it at all and was surprised by the twist but I thought it was a very good reveal and I think that this movie is worth the watch. I'm highly recommending this movie as it wad such a blast and I really did enjoy it.

M3GAN (2022)

Better than I expected

[7/10 · 16 January 2023]

I enjoyed this movie a lot more than I expected and found it to be pretty fun and I really enjoyed it. The way M3GAN is in this movie is amazing and I really enjoyed her and the stuff she did throughout the movie and found this one to be a pretty fun time. This movie isn't revolutionary to the horror genre but it's a very solid movie and I think it deserves more praise for being a fun horror movie and that M3GAN was super cool throughout the movie and I really enjoyed hee and I'm excited to see if they make a sequel since they teased it at the end of the film. I'm honestly quite happy with this film and enjoyed it.

Plane (2023)

Pretty Fun

[6/10 · 15 January 2023]

I really enjoyed this movie as it had some awesome action moments throughout the film and I truly did enjoy it. Gerard Butler was a badass in this movie and I really enjoyed the character of his but oh my god does Mike Colters character takes the cake as my favorite part of this movie as he was such a badass and a super fun character to watch and enjoy. Overall I thought this movie had so many awesome action moments and I think it's worth the watch whenever you've got some time because its such a fun action movie that I think people should see. It's overall just an enjoyful movie and I believe people should go see this.

Kaleidoscope (2023)

It's alright

[6/10 · 7 January 2023]

I started with Violet and I think this show was pretty meh and did some things alright. Giancarlo Esposito was the only reason I even wanted to watch this show due to the fact I think he's a very good actor. He's honestly one of the only reasons I watched this show and even made it to the finale. I think the idea of watching a show in any way you want could be good but this is super confusing and I had no idea where to start at. The heist in episode white was actually so boring and stupid and didn't feel entertaining at all to me and I truly didn't like it at all. I thought it was so generic and stupid. This is worth the watch if you've got a ton of free time.

This Place Rules (2022)

Wow

[8/10 · 6 January 2023]

I'm super proud that Andrew Callaghan was able to get a HBO documentary and I'm glad with how he did it. He shows unbiased thoughts and let's everyone voice their opinions. This really exceeded my expectations and I think it's 100% worth this watch as it really does show how politics affect our country and how it does bad and that the media only wants to show you certain things instead of other things. I'm proud Andrew Callaghan was able to get this documentary and I think he really did such an amazing job and I'm super happy for him since this was so enjoyable and I think it was a pretty good documentary.

The Menu (2022)

Surprisingly Great

[8/10 · 28 December 2022]

I really enjoyed this movie and Ralph Fiennes and Anya Taylor Joy stole the show for me as they were just incredible in this movie and were so great! I love the entire premise of this movie and it's something different that I truly enjoy and think everyone needs to see as it's super fun and enjoyable to watch. This movie gets more and more insane as it goes on and I absolutely love that for this movie and everyone needs to see this. Personally for me I just really loved this movie and really enjoyed it and I'm recommending this to everyone as I thought it was super fun and such an enjoyable time.

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022)

I'm not ashamed to have cried

[9/10 · 26 December 2022]

This movie is so amazing and I think I cried 5 times during this movie and at the end I was sobbing. I think this is easily one of the best films I've seen this year as it was truly incredible and amazing. Everyone needs to watch this movie immediately as this is a million times better than the awful Disney remake they put out this year. This is one of the saddest stories I've ever seen and it will easily make you cry at the end whenever you see what happens. Guillermo Del Toro you've done it again and made yet another amazing movie. People need to be watching this instead of the awful Disney remake.

Glass Onion (2022)

Solid

[7/10 · 24 December 2022]

I think this movie succeeded at what it was trying to do but overall I didn't find it as enjoyable as the first Knives Out as I think that one was way better than this. That doesn't mean this movie is bad and I do enjoy this movie throughout but I was kinda bored during the beginning of this movie but the middle and end picked it up for me. There were some corny jokes in this movie but I think overall I enjoyed this movie and the cast does a very solid job in this movie as the reveals and twist begin to occur. I like how they handled the big reveals and made me question what was happening and who did it. I think this is a solid sequel to the first Knives Out and I recommend it if you've got a Netflix account.