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Miss March (2009)
This Movie Sucks
There are some humorous moments in this movie, but, not enough to overcome how truly horrible it really is. In between the humorous moments is a stupid movie with very bad acting and scenes that look like they were added just to make the movie longer. I'm pretty sure this movie was written in someone's dorm room while they were failing out of everything. How it became a movie is astonishing, but, I suppose Zach Creggor and Trevor Moore deserve credit for selling it to someone. I wish I had the dollar back it cost me to rent it and the gas it took me to get to the redbox. If you must watch it, I suggest you surf the internet or play a game at the same time to help pass the time.
300 (2006)
Accepting 300
Do not watch this movie with the expectation of receiving a complex plot that intertwines itself around you and draws you in. That is not what makes this movie great. Rather, think of this as an illustration of a great story.
You have to remember that Frank Miller is a comic book writer and illustrator, so, much of his talent lies in showing the reader what is in his imagination, rather than writing a gripping script to hold you. The imagery is the focus of the movie. In fact, very little dialogue is required because of the amazing images that are used to tell this story.
Is it brutally graphic? Yes, but, so is war. Is it realistic in it's portrayal? No, but who wants it to be? The only negative comment I have is that it just kind of stops at the end. It's hard to say what is really disappointing about it because up to that point you're basically saying: "Holy crap that was badass!" every five minutes.