The movie is the worst sh that I've seen in my thirty years old life. It is one of the most serious candidates for the golden raspberry award. Idk, if it suppose to be funny, scarry or what. Irrevocably snatched me of one hour and forty minutes from my life. I do not know how retarded one have to be, to see this movie cool. I guess only the naive and mentally limited children, too drunken farmers and randomly selected movies in the cinema, would ever want to see this stupid crap of their own free will. All the actors encountered with this pathetic production should be ashamed for such debasement. The dialogues in the movie were hopeless, the concept of robots - terrible, message - sucks, the characters - illegible, script - as if was written by a five year old, special effects - average. I do not know at all how it was possible that I wasted as much time watching this senseless misunderstanding. I have no idea how they managed to collect forty million to produce this thing... certainly not on Kickstarter. Extremely shallow movie. I would not wish to anyone viewing it, even my worst enemy.
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World War Two: Behind Closed Doors
(2008– )
Briliand, fresh, and surprising.
26 June 2013
It's astonish production. It reveals, classified up till not long ago, historical facts about Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt, theirs talks, relations, and actions. Finally, it expose Poland's perspective on II World War, which was falsified by Stalin, and those lies, live in minds of many people around the world, up to this day.
It's just astonish documentary. You have to see that, not only to get familiar with real history of WW2, but also to have balanced view on todays policies of superpowers and motivations behind it (where it come from).
Joseph Stalin was a tyrant responsible for the death of millions, yet he was also a vital ally of Britain and America during the Second World War.
How was it possible for Churchill and Roosevelt to deal with one communist tyrant, Joseph Stalin, in order to help beat another, national-socialist Adolf Hitler? That's one of the key questions at the heart of this six-part BBC's landmark history TV series.
The series uses dramatic reconstructions, based on extensive fresh research in Russian and Western archives, and extraordinary testimony from witnesses of the time, including former Soviet secret policemen who have not spoken before on camera, in order to tell a 'behind closed doors' history.
In other words, you just have to see this documentary. It's not just another WW2 documentary.
It's just astonish documentary. You have to see that, not only to get familiar with real history of WW2, but also to have balanced view on todays policies of superpowers and motivations behind it (where it come from).
Joseph Stalin was a tyrant responsible for the death of millions, yet he was also a vital ally of Britain and America during the Second World War.
How was it possible for Churchill and Roosevelt to deal with one communist tyrant, Joseph Stalin, in order to help beat another, national-socialist Adolf Hitler? That's one of the key questions at the heart of this six-part BBC's landmark history TV series.
The series uses dramatic reconstructions, based on extensive fresh research in Russian and Western archives, and extraordinary testimony from witnesses of the time, including former Soviet secret policemen who have not spoken before on camera, in order to tell a 'behind closed doors' history.
In other words, you just have to see this documentary. It's not just another WW2 documentary.
The Shrine
(2010)
the Polish lines were not so bad...
24 September 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Common horror flick, the genre i don't like at all (pretty much always predictable retarded behavior of victims depicted in this kinda piece of shh), but because I saw, it was written on some polish film-service, that action actually takes place in Poland, I decided to give it a try.
It was so funny to see how typical Canadian.. North-American architecture and woods, pretends to be Poland, huh. However, remote and strange villages give me creeps, especially those villages with ineloquent-lilbitretarded rednecks with butcher axes in their hands in it:) Funniest part, as for a Pole, was to see the farmers white pickup-truck, which was nothing like vehicles made and used in Poland :D Typical American shaped pickup-truck (tip: European TIRlorries/big-logistic trucks also differs from European alike. In European ones there's no separate engine-box in-front of a cabin).
I think it is pretty good idea, to use foreign language in it. Everybody knows, that it's the best way to scurry Americanos. But hey.. you're not alone.. I'm afraid of Dutch and Arab languages lol Anyway.. Polish lines wasn't that rubbish as some claims. It was decent for me and moody also, but hey.. always funny to hear them with American accent haha. Only the main cleric sounded like native Polish. If you insist on watching it with subs, go for it, but there's no big difference in perception of storyline and feeling of suspense, with 1 exception perhaps. Polish dialogue reveals that the villagers are good :> earlier, than Americans may figure it out. You guys getting to know that at the end scene of exorcisms in the farm-house, but we know it already in the scene of gathering captured tourists.. main cleric says: " -two girls have seen the Satan Statue, take to the altar, and the guy.. get rid of him somehow" if I remember correctly. And while the 1 girl slaughtering ritual, the main cleric praises the God instead of Satan, so it's rather obvious, I guess. I know, that it doesn't actually tell us the true intentions for sure, but there's smth in it. Siema. Pozdro ze Stargardu nad Ina. P.S. The Spanish looking chick was hot.
It was so funny to see how typical Canadian.. North-American architecture and woods, pretends to be Poland, huh. However, remote and strange villages give me creeps, especially those villages with ineloquent-lilbitretarded rednecks with butcher axes in their hands in it:) Funniest part, as for a Pole, was to see the farmers white pickup-truck, which was nothing like vehicles made and used in Poland :D Typical American shaped pickup-truck (tip: European TIRlorries/big-logistic trucks also differs from European alike. In European ones there's no separate engine-box in-front of a cabin).
I think it is pretty good idea, to use foreign language in it. Everybody knows, that it's the best way to scurry Americanos. But hey.. you're not alone.. I'm afraid of Dutch and Arab languages lol Anyway.. Polish lines wasn't that rubbish as some claims. It was decent for me and moody also, but hey.. always funny to hear them with American accent haha. Only the main cleric sounded like native Polish. If you insist on watching it with subs, go for it, but there's no big difference in perception of storyline and feeling of suspense, with 1 exception perhaps. Polish dialogue reveals that the villagers are good :> earlier, than Americans may figure it out. You guys getting to know that at the end scene of exorcisms in the farm-house, but we know it already in the scene of gathering captured tourists.. main cleric says: " -two girls have seen the Satan Statue, take to the altar, and the guy.. get rid of him somehow" if I remember correctly. And while the 1 girl slaughtering ritual, the main cleric praises the God instead of Satan, so it's rather obvious, I guess. I know, that it doesn't actually tell us the true intentions for sure, but there's smth in it. Siema. Pozdro ze Stargardu nad Ina. P.S. The Spanish looking chick was hot.
Pitbull
(2005)
quite good action movie
11 February 2007
Movie presents Warsaw homicide police section. You can see in it, life of low payed, bonus hours police workers, who deals with gangster's brutality day and night and many other related problems, balancing between good and evil. The plot is about some Armenian mafia characters in Warsaw leaving bodys terrorizing city, and shows how two different worlds (police and gangsters)meets and penetrate each other. But in this brutal world, young motivated cop finding his love in Jamma, daughter of Armenian gangster. Weronika Rosatti as Jamma shows good performance, btw. she's steaming hot. This movie shows that if you want to be a policeman, you have to be mentally and physically strong, have to take care of your work colleagues. There's corruption, love and shooting. What more you need for afternoon entertainment? I recommend it to you.
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