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Incubus (2006)
If you want to say...
...why did you go down the dark tunnel into the creepy, weird place that looks like an old insane asylum that even the police don't go, then this is the film for you. For me, when an actor says "What's that?" and another replies "It looks like a kind of time machine" I say "This looks like $hit." And that's what I say about this movie. It's crap and whoever made it should be banned from ever making a movie again.....and Tara and the cast should be required to attend acting lessons. Here's the deal: You drop down an opening and then, instead of going back up that opening, you try to find another way out...in the meantime, some weird guy is manipulating your friends. You know this, and can stop it, but you don't. Why? How many times did I think 'go back there and climb out'?...Uh, each time I thought about it. DO NOT PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE!! IT IS CRAP It's on par with a Troma production. If you know what that means, you'll either love it or hate it. If you don't, then you'll probably hate it.
Southern Belles (2005)
If you liked Raising Arizona...
With all due respect to jessicacarter7, I think she (?) missed the point here. This was a very good movie in the vein of Raising Arizona. It might not be as ingenious but it's close. In a movie that purposefully over states the stereotype of southerners you simply can't say that someone is using clichés. That's the point. The performances of the leads were far above 'barely good' and the movie was very good if you have an open mind. I'm not sure about her take on the directing; I don't know what 'inspired' or 'uninspired' directing is. I'm also not sure about the 'very loose' editing. What does that mean? If you liked Raising Arizona I think you'll find it to be a quite enjoyable film. It's not meant, I think, to be a serious work of art, just something to enjoy.
Open Water (2003)
What a piece of crap
I know, some 'real' people died but this is a sad sack of crap for a movie. The setup is the usual bad movie thing where the married couple is so happy that nothing matters. That's my first indication that it's gonna be a bad movie. Now, on to the movie itself. They dive, they surface, they don't see they're boat. Hmmm... wouldn't a good or even novice diver (one that's diving 'in the middle of the ocean') have a compass on his/her watch? They surface and can't find the boat. Well, we left from 'wherever' and that's 'over there' so lets go that way. "Ok honey."
NO
Let's just sit in the water and float wherever it takes us.... OK That'd be fun! Well, fun does not ensue and apparently, they both get eaten by sharks which is what should have happened 30 minutes into the movie. If you're a diver and do what these two idiots did you deserve what happened. If you paid to see this movie you should ask for your money back. This will hopefully stop studios from making crappy movies like this in the future.