I couldn't believe, that they threw out millions of Dollars to produce this film and then never released it! ...not on the big screen and not on Video. So I downloaded it via eDonkey and saw it... then I knew why !!! :(
My view on the main characters:
Mr. Fantastic: By far not as good portrayed as in comics but also not that bad. Alex Hyde-White is one of the best actors in this film (if you'll call the other ones actors).
Invisible Girl: Very good looking in her uniform !!! Can't remember anything else memorable from Rebecca Staab, sorry!
Human Torch: Only two words: Hot Shot! ...it seemed like it was printed on Jay Underwood's forehead... "Look, I'm Johnny Storm and I'm always over(re)acting!"
The Thing: Oh my god! What did they do with the mighty Thing ?!? Can you imagine how a kid of Ben Grimm and a Ninja Turtle would look like? Then you got it !!! Even the guy with foamed plastic, that you can rent for birthday party from Marvel looks more like the Thing than this reptile!
Dr. Doom: I knew that Dr. Doom wears a metal mask (which by the way was good work in the film), but what I didn't knew was the fact that Dr. Doom is gesticulating like an Italian! There wasn't much majesticallity with an attitude like "You don't see my face, so all my acting is reduced to fidget with my arms like a puppet!
The Jeweler: Who is he? Did I miss him in comics? He seemed to me like a bad parody of the arch-enemies Joker and Penguin in the Batman movies...
The plot was awful, written for four-year-old-retards!
And why have so many things to be changed? Example:
Q: What gave the FF their power? A: Cosmic Radiation! :) Q: Noooooo, it was Colossus !!! A: ??? ...which Colossus? The Russian pal from the X-Men? :-o Q: No! The crystal, Dr. Doom and the Jeweler are after !!!
A: Crystal? Ah, you mean the Inhuman !?! :) Q: Noooo it's just a f****** crystal... A: And who the heck is the Jeweler ??? :-o
It was the worst marvel movie I've seen so far (except of course for Howard, the Duck)! Even the Captain America movie from 1991 was better!
For more opening-eyes-info read the trivia section of this film !!! :)
And if you really want some FF-action wait till the new movie comes up next year !!! (they are filming right now!)
Greetings LoganSan
My view on the main characters:
Mr. Fantastic: By far not as good portrayed as in comics but also not that bad. Alex Hyde-White is one of the best actors in this film (if you'll call the other ones actors).
Invisible Girl: Very good looking in her uniform !!! Can't remember anything else memorable from Rebecca Staab, sorry!
Human Torch: Only two words: Hot Shot! ...it seemed like it was printed on Jay Underwood's forehead... "Look, I'm Johnny Storm and I'm always over(re)acting!"
The Thing: Oh my god! What did they do with the mighty Thing ?!? Can you imagine how a kid of Ben Grimm and a Ninja Turtle would look like? Then you got it !!! Even the guy with foamed plastic, that you can rent for birthday party from Marvel looks more like the Thing than this reptile!
Dr. Doom: I knew that Dr. Doom wears a metal mask (which by the way was good work in the film), but what I didn't knew was the fact that Dr. Doom is gesticulating like an Italian! There wasn't much majesticallity with an attitude like "You don't see my face, so all my acting is reduced to fidget with my arms like a puppet!
The Jeweler: Who is he? Did I miss him in comics? He seemed to me like a bad parody of the arch-enemies Joker and Penguin in the Batman movies...
The plot was awful, written for four-year-old-retards!
And why have so many things to be changed? Example:
Q: What gave the FF their power? A: Cosmic Radiation! :) Q: Noooooo, it was Colossus !!! A: ??? ...which Colossus? The Russian pal from the X-Men? :-o Q: No! The crystal, Dr. Doom and the Jeweler are after !!!
A: Crystal? Ah, you mean the Inhuman !?! :) Q: Noooo it's just a f****** crystal... A: And who the heck is the Jeweler ??? :-o
It was the worst marvel movie I've seen so far (except of course for Howard, the Duck)! Even the Captain America movie from 1991 was better!
For more opening-eyes-info read the trivia section of this film !!! :)
And if you really want some FF-action wait till the new movie comes up next year !!! (they are filming right now!)
Greetings LoganSan
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