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Bikini Hackers (2023)

What were you expecting?

[5/10 · 10 May 2023]

So after reading the movie title and plot I expected this to be a cheesy B movie that shows off some beautiful women in bikinis with the hacker plot just kinda thrown in there as an excuse. Which is exactly what this movie is.

I really have no idea what the 1 star reviewers were expecting from this. I've watched a lot of B movies, and this is pretty far from being on a worst movie list. It's not good, and there isn't any hacking in the movie that I saw, although there were random scenes of hackers texting each other that didn't really make sense.

Basically if you wanna watch a bunch of hot girls in bikinis for the entire movie then check this out. If you want something with a captivating plot and great dialogue then you might want to question your judgment if you think a movie called Bikini Hackers is going have that.

5 stars for that gorgeous blonde in the skimpy bikini for the entire film. No nudity, just skimpy bikinis and revealing outfits.

Super Turnt (2022)

Worth Watching

[5/10 · 6 July 2022]

So I went into this movie with low expectations since it's low budget, but it was actually pretty good. The plot is realistic and the characters make realistic decisions based on the situation they're in. I don't mean good decisions, but ones people in real life would make. The acting was mostly good, but there were some stale parts which did kill the vibe a bit, but overall it wasn't that bad. In the end it does have a low budget vibe, but it's good and worth a watch.

Mid90s (2018)

For 90's kids

[9/10 · 2 May 2022]

If you grew up as a boy in the 90's or early 2000's you'll love this film. I can relate so well with the kid in this movie. I recommend you watch this!

Love Sex & Kung Fu (2015)

I wasted my time so you don't have to.

[1/10 · 30 January 2022]

So I found this movie on Tubi TV and, after checking the IMDB page and seeing the 7.7 rating, decided to check it out. I knew it couldn't be that good, but I just had to see what a 7.7 rated B movie was like.

So this is very low budget. The camera is moving all the time like it's just some guy with a camcorder. The first 30 mins are really just some guys showing off their muscles mixed with a woman who doesn't mind showing off her chest. The first fight scene start after that, and for such a low budget film it was actually pretty good. It really seems like these guys do martial arts in real life and wanted to put that in the movie.

Oh, and there's a watermark that pops up randomly throughout the whole movie saying the video is a screener and it's not for distribution bla bla bla.... So there's that.

The movie is segmented for some reason, and they have beginning credits in each section, kinda odd. This makes the movie really incoherent. They don't even really play into each other. I'm honestly not really sure what this movie is about. The description is not correct at all.

There's a scene where a guy is about to have sex with a woman, and gets mad at her for some reason and pulls out a knife, then some weird voiceover happens where a guy who sounds like CeeLo repeats everything the main actor says, and also a woman comes in and repeats random lines for the woman. It's bizarre. There's an older guy with a weird haircut and a tattoo of a penis with angel wings that kinda amusing though.

This is not something you should waste your time watching. There is no direction at all, and the rating is a lie. It's really just some people with weird relationship problems and abusers. The only nudity/cleavage or anything steamy is in the very first scene if that's what your looking for. There's not much Kung Fu, or sex, but I guess we all have arguments at times when in love, so I guess I'll give it that.