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Nemesis (2021)
Paint Drying is More Entertaining
Cheap awful rubbish.
Billy Murray & Frank Harper in awful gangster film. Nothing new there. Nick Moran is a surprise though, you'd expect from him.
It's a wonder that this drivel gets made.
Wooden script. Wooden acting. Wooden production.
If it was a secondary school drama production you'd say B for effort. But you'd never commission it as a serious film production!!
Don't bother watching this, 88 minutes of your life you just won't get back. So do yourself a favour and watch something else. Anything else. Really. Watch a Tesco ad on repeat. Watch paint dry. Watch Crossroads. Or even watch Billy Murray in The Bill when he actually had some credibility!!
The Gray Man (2022)
Bang bang boom bore
Boom bang bang boom witty insult boom boom bang.
It's a bore and we've been here before.
Not really worth the two hours that it runs for and a waste of some good talent.
Oh, and now doubt there will be a sequel.
Blacklight (2022)
When they say they don't make films like they used to, they didn't mean ones like this!
1980s corny action film made in 2020s and is nowhere near as engaging as they were in the 80s.
Look, simply put, don't waste your time watching this film and then I won't have wasted mine watching it so I can tell you not to!!!
The ending is great though, nothing particularly great happens, it's just that you know the film is over.
WARNING: You won't get the nearly 2 hours of your life back if you watch this dross!
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Jurassic Waste of Time
Terrible. The whole thing is just a sequence of 'how do they escape these dinosaurs?' Please.
For a while I've wondered why they can't make films like they did in the 1980s & 1990s with the orchestral score and with actors that kind of knew they were in something cheesy, now they have and I wish they hadn't!
The Batman (2022)
If you're going to watch a 3 hour film, not this one!
It would appear nobody thought that this film needed editing and as such it is 3 hours long and quite honestly not very good.
The whole essence of the classic Batman type film has been stripped away. What you're left with is Robert Pattinson doing a Jason Statham impression dressed as a bat with a comedy nose and Robert Pattinson looking like an older version of that guy in the Twilight films whose methadone has run out.
Put simply, every time you think it's going to end....it doesn't. If you want to spend 3 hours in the cinema don't waste them on this awful film.
The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)
It's not THAT bad but it's not THAT good either!
The problem is they've made a film in a style that feels like it's aimed at the 20 something age group but they wouldn't know who any of the main cast are!!
I tell you what, it's a bit like they made 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' but without Larry David!
Paul Hogan does a great job though, saves the movie from being a complete disaster!
The Gentlemen (2019)
Superb
Fantastic. Guy Ritchie at his best. Hugh Grant finally (FINALLY!!) playing a different role to any he's done before and does it very very well.
Smoking Guns (2016)
What's worse, the film or the person who agreed to make it?
Absolutely awful.
Terrible acting.
Terrible script.
Terrible plot.
Terrible film.
Why was Dexter Fletcher in it?
Why did someone agree to make it?