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Hulk (2003)
A little thing I like to call hype...
Hype is never spared in a comic book adapted movie you can't escape the trailers and coming attractions but if it's something along the lines of the Hulk I would've added some more trailers not because the hulk was an amazing experience but because after people see this movie and tell their friends the hulk won't be seeing much green after all. Disappointment isn't even the word. It was like watching a car wreck it's a terrible thing but sometimes you have to watch the destruction take place.if anybody gave their life for this I truly hope you are in hell, better hope Satan wasn't a hulk fan.
Now about the movie the only two people I will give credit to is Eric Bana and Jennifer Connoley they were two sparkling diamonds in a collapsing mine but unfortunately not even their performances could've saved them from the wreckage. Now for the others who made attempts at `acting' in this accident please let this be your last film and if not stick to the possible hulk sequels I just can't bear to see you in anything else. Two words kids Nick Nolte. Not to mention the ever so predictable split screens and cut out outlines used to resemble comic book panels and comic books in general. Just stop please, these effects were so over used I desperately tried to gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to see them again but hey what would that solve I'd still have to listen to the excruciating dialogue. I think I could be immortal because if I were meant to die god would've taken me away from that theater and sent me to heaven because if you see this movie and don't kill yourself you are in his eyes a saint. However, the people in the theater with me weren't so lucky so I ask you now please keep the audience of theater 6 in your prayers tonight. God Bless you.
Moving on, the worst piece of computer animation since Jar Jar Binks (there I said it) the Hulk. Ginormous in size while the original hulk was big but not a giant I sat wondering how long until the hulk takes on a true green monster Godzilla. The hulk in many people's eyes was comical not intimidating, scary, or even endearing he was a joke a clown there for all our amusement. A big green clown who jumps 3 miles how could anybody go wrong with that, sheer gold.
I also believe I shall boycott anything any Lee involved with the hulk creates unless it's Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2 or X3 you remember the good films you were a part of. I'd include Spiderman 2 but that'll be a chance as well and I can't afford to take a chance on a Stan Lee production.
All in all worst film, effects, plot, character, videogame, and marketing.besides those hulk gloves I truly feel like I have the power of the Hulk in my hands and I like it.
Fight Club (1999)
I am Justin's Adrenaline Rush
What can I say but this is the best movie I have ever seen its so gritty, dark, sometime cynical, insightful, filled with dark comedy, and loaded with information (that whole thing about how to make napalm and soap might come in handy sometime). If you've seen this movie it might make you think twice when you even think to or about yourself. The way the narrarator's life is makes me wonder constantly will my life ever be like that in ways I would hope it would be and some aspects of it I wouldn't want. What can I say about Edward Norton's amazing acting except that was some amazing acting. Although I feel he was over looked since Brad Pitt is more popular I think his performance in the movie blew Brad Pitt out of the water. Don't get me wrong Brad Pitt was amazing but Edward Norton fit and played the role better than anyone I can think of. Although I hate Helena Bonham Carter with a passion she fit and played the role great despite her English accent she made by with minimal mistakes. And who could forget the other things that made this movie what it is like the subliminal Tylers, Meatloaf and his bitch tits, the darkness of the scenes, and the Dust Brothers' music. Not to mention the ending song by the Pixies it puts the whole movie into a great closing. For anyone who hasn't seen the movie go see it don't rent it buy it and for those of you who have seen the movie buy the book I did and it's even better. Oh and for all you people who look for secrets in movies look all the way to the right when Edward Norton is watching the hotel movie you might see Tyler Durden at work.
Who Knows the Band? (2001)
This show is eh I suppose.
The show is just a typical MTV game show. The contestants have to ask questions to 3 panelists and try to find out who knows the band and most the time you can tell. I mean hey i watch it everyday but just because theres nothing else on at 5. The show would be fine if they got rid of the ridiculous, conceided, and just flat out not funny or to dumb it down for some corny. All he does is make stupid wise cracks noone can find funny and if they do may god help you. The other thing he does maybe 80% of the time is talk about his natural blonde hair it's just ridiculous. The other thing is he's so predictable and he trys to be as nice as possible but it just makes him seem like a complete and udder jackass. I know I know you're all probably thinking don't judge the host judge the show and in my honest opinion the host has ruined the show I give the show a 3 because I've seen the show 7 times and thats 7 times that guy has just irritated the hell out of me so 10-7=3 for all you mathmeticians out there.