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The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
Forgettable
I've seen this movie before. I forgot I had watched it. On occasion in A-line of dialog or a particular camera angle was familiar. I couldn'remember if I had watched this movie before, or if it was from money train, unstoppable, or another train movie I watched.
To this day I'm still not sure if I watched this movie twice, or if I saw another movie with a similar plot
Zombie Hamlet (2012)
A lot better than the title actually suggests
I thought this was Shakespeare's Hamlet with a zombie's tossted. It's not. It's about a filmmaker who wants to make a movie of Hamlet set during the Civil War. His backer reneges on the promised 24M. He is promised 300K from another source, but the backer wants "the zombies like team Jacob and team Edward.
This movie was like the cast of Threes Company making a movie but it's fairly good.
Adventure Scouts (2010)
How anyone enjoyed this piece of trash is beyond me
The acting and dialog end cinematography is so bed my family and I who are all heavily involved in scouts had to shut it off in 10 minutes. We put on Brady Bunch reruns instead.
Comparing this movie to home alone, Is like comparing the Boston pops to a middle school band... a bad middle school band... with badly tuned instruments... and no one playing the same piece of music.
Dont waste your time on this. The only good thing is that its available free to stream on various services.
Battle Force (2012)
My dog crapped in my house as I put this on.
My dog has never had an accident in the house since we trained him. This was the first time in 3 years. I ignored that omen and tried to watch this movie... I should have heeded the omen. I enjoyed cleaning up the dog crap more than the 10 minutes I watched of this film.
My tolerance for bad movies is high. I made it through Telephone and Spaced Invaders. My favorite movie has a whopping 2.9 on this site. Do not watch.
The Telephone (1988)
Do not waste a single millisecond of your life on this
This movie is so bad that Whoppi sued the studio and production company after filming to stop this from being released. She (and anyone who watches it) lost that lawsuit. The film grossed less than 100K domestically in theaters.
Audiences at early showings demanded refunds and told theater managers to destroy the film.
Whoppi spends the entire movie talking on a telephone. She calls friends, family and even orders groceries. The climax is when a telephone company rep shows up to repo her phone which has been disconnected for several months. Whoppi stabs the phone repairman then calls the police and says I've been a bad girl.
I've seen Spaced Invaders, It's Pat, Howard the Duck, Battlefield Earth and other movies routinely on worst movies lists. I'd rather watch any of them on an infinite loop than spend one minute watching this.
Corona Zombies (2020)
RE Dub of an old Zombie movie
Someone took 1980 Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus aka Night of the Zombies aka Zombi 4 added in some news footage from 2020 and a few new scenes and re-dubbed it to make this abomination. It was bad in 1980. It's not just bad, its dated too.
Mantervention (2014)
A teen sex romp
With little sex and few boobs. Not worth the cost of watching.
Cattle Call (2006)
If you make something this bad
At least show breasts. Not only was the movie ad but topless woman were as scar e as hens teeth. In all honesty the only reason I watched it was for boobs. I was disappointed.
Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre (2018)
I only want two things...
The time I spent watching this movie back, and brain bleach. It's right up there with such fine films as Howard the Duck, Spaced Invaders, and It's Pat. Go watch paint dry or grass grow. That'll be more entertaining.
Spaced Invaders (1990)
One of the worst things to come out of Hollywood ever
I saw the coming attractions for this and went to see it on opening day. IT was not funny, and the best joke in the coming attractions wasnt even in the movie. Id rather spend the rest of my life watching grass grow and paint dry than to suffer through 5 minutes of this waste.
Miracle on 34th Street (1959)
Warning about the TUBI version
I forgot to bring my DVD of this wonderful holiday favorite to my familys thanksgiving. Its a tradition we watch this after the parade. I found that Tubi had it.
Their version is 45 minutes. It is horribly cut and speed up. The actors voices sound more like The Chipmonks than people. I will never live down the humiliation of subjecting my family to this butchered version of our favorite holiday movie.
The Yankles (2009)
An Homage to A League of their own...
But with orthodox Jewish men studying to be Rabbi's. If you liked a league of their own for more than the sexy Geena Davis then you will like this. I mean who doesn't need "kosher cuss words" in their life.
Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)
Zombrex stops working
Great movie for 2020. Plagues bad drugs evil plots etc...
Accidental Stripper (2003)
Has another title
Goes under Diamond Dolls on Tubi and google play movies
The Last Dragon (1985)
Bruce Leroy fights the Shogun of Harlem
Campy 80s fun should have had a sequel. Everybody was king fu fighting
Goin' All the Way! (1981)
Tubi version is bad
Like an old VHS tape that's been eaten by the vcr.