marcin_jozik Reviews

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (2020–2022)

Meh...

[4/10 · 1 April 2024]

Watched quickly and (relatively) painlessly, but... it was terribly uneven. For me the animation itself wasn't quite good, and the script wasn't great either. Some of the characters seemed extremely irritating and some of the decisions they made were simply stupid. The villains, however, seemed terribly uninteresting, stereotypical and ridiculous.

The free maneuvering between extreme infantilism and serious intrigues was ridiculous, as if the creators themselves couldn't decide what the mood of the entire series should be.

There were some really cool ideas, but as a whole it was quite bland. 4/5.

Wonder Woman (A XXX Parody) (2018)

Gread ideas, poor effects

[3/10 · 26 July 2022]

The idea was really cool - Diana rescues wounded soldier who accidently appears at Themascira. After that they start to becoming closer to each other... I mean really close.

I loved that idea! In addition, Marley Brinx was the perfect choice for the role of Wonder Woman - she is both sexy and cute.

But unfortunately that's all. The implementation leaves much to be desired. The action takes place in a lost world but somehow you can hear some cars. The dialogue lines repeat over and over again, and Diana asks the same questions. She also often leaves the role - she uses colloquial phrases for genitals that an Amazon would not know. She also knows a little too much about the mens world.

Playing with a lasso is a great diversion. I loved it. Unfortunately, apart from that, the action is extremely monotonous - Diana hears murmurs, interrupts the fun, and starts all over again - literally. This pattern quickly becomes boring.

I wish this movie was better. Especially since the actress suited me very well. Unfortunately, the end result is not impressive. At least VR is a fun option.

I think watching only a fragment is the best solution - you will see the best and a poor implementation will not be so offensive.

The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020 TV Movie)

Cute idea

[5/10 · 3 January 2022]

Ok, the idea of this movie was neat. I would like to see full length and a little bit more mature version of this (something closer to Robot Chicken than Lego animation).

Otto the Rhino (2013)

What's wrong with this animation?

[2/10 · 1 October 2021]

The story wasn't so bad, but the animation.... truly awful.

Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2008 Video)

Campbell

[6/10 · 28 September 2021]

Oh wow, this movie is literally following steps of Campbell's "Hero's Journey" - I love it.

I also love these fight scenes and acrobatics in slow-motion (like in "Matrix").

It's so far my favourite Barbie movie.

Barbie: A Camping We Will Go (2011 Video)

Ad

[3/10 · 28 September 2021]

I love the fact that it's literally just an advertisement of Barbie camper toy.

Barbie in a Mermaid Tale (2010 Video)

Cool DC adaptation

[4/10 · 20 September 2021]

Barbie is a child of two worlds who returns to her underwater home to fight with an evil family member - it's literally Aquaman solo movie.

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Villain

[6/10 · 13 September 2021]

Wait a minute... I knew this main villain looked familliar - it's Lobo from DC comics!

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

The finale of "Avengers: Endgame" is suspiciously similar to the ending of this movie.

[8/10 · 28 August 2021]

All remaining heroes unite against a common enemy so the main villain must direct fire against his own people in order to stop them. Eventually he dies defeated by his own weapon.

Barbie Diaries (2006 Video)

Awful animation

[2/10 · 25 August 2021]

Seriously, this movie looks like it was made in "The Sims".

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

The biggest difference between LeBron and Jordan

[3/10 · 24 August 2021]

LeBron in "Space Jam: A New Legacy": Buggs, you gotta take basketball seriously. This is a serious game, not a simple fun. Why don't you follow the rules!?

Jordan in "Space Jam": Oh crap Buggs, why didn't you tell me I could lengthen my body? Hehe, my arm is so long.

Old (2021)

Plot

[3/10 · 5 August 2021]

It's literally a movie about a group of people shouting at each other on the beach.

Little Monsters (2019)

Surprising similarity

[8/10 · 30 July 2021]

It is literally "Life is Beautiful" (1997) but with zombies.

Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)

"Infinity war"

[7/10 · 30 July 2021]

Raya is literally less radical Thanos - she's looking for stones to save the world.

The Big Wish (2019)

What did I just watched? XD

[1/10 · 30 July 2021]

Me: mom, can we get "Coco" on DVD.

Mom: we have "Coco" at home.

"Coco" at home: