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Born to Race (2011 Video)
5/10
OMG It's Diet Fast N Furious
16 September 2011
Warning: Spoilers
I've just finished watching this film and I am now going to put FnF5 on to purge my system of this Disney channel style film.

The plot takes hints of FnF - Toyko Drift , Kid gets caught racing by the cop's , mum's had enough and sends him off to live with his father , who he just happens to have not have seen for the last five years. The father is in this case an ex racer who blew it all and now sees his younger self in his son.

You then have your stereotype American high school with the cliché "bad guy" and his loyal goons. As per usual there is a girl who was with the bad guy and ends up with our hero ( Who is no Brian Walker no matter how hard they try ). A few twists and turns , an accident caused by sabotage and some self discovery mixed in with bonding with the father.

I'm going to stop there with the story and get into what these films should be about , and that's the cars and the racing. Now the race scenes are OK , but they lack the style and edge we have come to love with the FnF films. The hero's car , a very lovely 2004 Subaru Impreza "Hawk eye" is pretty cool and praise the lord the have the correct engine sound for it! The bad guy has a black 2011 Mustang , I mean common is this what they think as new and original?? It's the whole import v American V8 card being thrown down and played again "yawn".

To sum this film up , it lacks the depth and edge that FnF has been giving us for nearly 10 years , the actors are really B Movie standard , the script has come from a template from night school , so to sum it up , it's Diet Fast n Furious because all the good bits have been taken out and what we end up having is a disappointment and it tastes funny.
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2/10
The clue is in the title!
30 August 2011
To this day I am still shocked how many sequels that come out. I suppose this movie is typical of the usual junk that is found from these movie titles. I'm not sure if it is because I'm a Brit , but not one thing was remotely funny in this film.

There are some fairly big names that appear in the film , they get to do a few lines mentioning films they have been in real life. I believe the studio thinks this is funny , but it beyond scraping the bottom of an already badly scratch barrel.

My advice is avoid this movie , because anything would be better than this junk.
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S.W.A.T.: Firefight (2011 Video)
1/10
The Good the Bad and this film!
16 February 2011
Why is it that films this bad still get made?

The movie feels cheaply produced , written and the acting , well lets say it's in there somewhere!

From the start of the film you can clearly see the low rent camera work and quality.

This standard of movie making is something one would expect from a TV movie.

The story is really badly done , events move way too quickly for the time frame and to be frank , it has all the cheese you would find in a 90's Si-Fi series.

I promise you this will go straight to DVD and then straight to being a bad retail mistake!

Advoid this shockingly bad film at all costs!
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