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Drumline (2002)
Point of privilege: This is only for cool guys.
This movie has lots of cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff, but it lacks.some real brothers featherin' it. This movie doesn't follow proto.and if I'm j-ing my d to it with native I'm not going to.cum in four strokes watching this.
As a retired double agent I will be coming up in May to make sure everyone who had to watch this is keeping it high and tight.
Tata there, jeans.
The Farmer Wants a Wife (2007)
How gulliable do they think we are?
5 hunky farmers who all happen to live ridiculously close to each other yet aren't friends, let alone know each other, whilst all having the same selection of cliche farmer clothes? Really? Am I meant to believe this?
Not one of these farmers can find a partner despite living out in the country where the selection of attractive guys is minimal?
It's just insulting that they take models from modeling agencies, put them in a stereotypical farmer kit and pretend like they're farmers. Does anyone who makes the show not know how much work is required on a farm? Certainly not enough to be prancing around waxing lyrical to every model from an agency on the show.
Utterly pathetic.
AFL Game Day (2008)
Nope
If you've ever wondered what it would look like if you took your parents trying to be cool and put them into a sports television show, then you'd have AFL Gameday.
Hamish McLaughlin, the self-wiki editor, has the charm of sour milk and a really phony vibe about him. He's proof that talent will always be beaten by someone's rich brother.
The show is full of bad, awkwardly-staged 'jokes', stiff personalities, boring guests, fodder talk about nothing, and Hamish trying to get as much camera time to work on his fake charm and Joe Everyman persona, something he'll never be able to achieve.
The Edge of the Bush (2017)
Doesn't quite cut it
It's a poorer version of other shows where 1 person plays a variety of characters in a mockumentary style comedy.
LOL: Last One Laughing Australia (2020)
Insuffereable
It's going to have its fans as comedy is subjective.
However, if you're not a fan of childish, look-at-me-mum type humour, it's hard to say you'll enjoy this.
It's not well cast. You want funny stuff you can relate to at home, but instead you're subjected to attention seeking stuff you'd expect from children. It just becomes pointless after about 10 mins as the likes of Sam Simmonds and Anne Edmonds become insufferable and intolerable.
It's not about being miserable or choosing not to laugh for not liking this show. It's just some have progressed past what made us laugh in primary or elementary school.
Give it a miss unless you really enjoy childish humour or love Australian comedy and loath English/American standup comedy at the same time.
Neighbours (1985)
The Next Progression...
With Toadfish's ever-changing list of jobs, surely he's due to become a doctor in the next season?
Mind you, with all the law issues in just this one street, you'd think he'd have earned enough money to buy a bigger and better house in and around Brighton or Hawthorn and move away from the cesspool that is Ramsay st?
Home and Away (1988)
cliche
When was the last time a new character joined the show that wasn't built like a flawless gym junkie as a male or a flawless stick figure for the females? Considering none of them ever use the gym or do any serious physical activity, how do they expect us to believe them based purely on their physique? Then there's the cardboard acting together with the cliche storyline...
Anyone who's been to an Australian country town knows that having one buff guy living there that doesn't play football/rugby is near on impossible. Then add in that every person in town is the most stylish person to ever live without wearing any brand names, when in reality, brand names are common and style isn't much of a factor in country towns.
You have to wonder if the casting directors have ever left a modelling studio if they think these people are an accurate representation of country life.
AFL 360 (2010)
Used to be a lot better
When the show first went to air, it had that sort of unusual combination that worked. The experienced journo with a sound understanding of the game mixed with the local bar drunk idiot who has seen it all sharing ideas and their love of the game.
Nowadays that experienced journo is drunk on the smell of their own farts and thinks their opinions are of more value than the regular person and thus have become pompous and holier than thou. Meanwhile the local bar idiot is still the local bar drunk idiot, but is trying to be hardcore social justice warrior and now just looks like a disheveled, wash-up drunk in a suit who doesn't know everyone is laughing at them while he still thinks he's hip with all the kids.
The guests they have are boring with their "Yeah, nah" overly PR-influenced responses.
Needs something new that takes away from Whatley's holier than though persona, and Robbo's drunkenness nonsense, while not being yet another personality-less football identity.