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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
What an absolutely ridiculously stupid movie
Really - what about spending 100K on a reasonable story when you spend tens of millions on a movie? This movie has a reasonable cast, reasonable action and reasonable effects, but the story can be told in two sentences without missing much of it. I love black magic stuff and all, but hey, there is a limit to what any person can take. After the first 10 minutes we know the characters and their weapons of choice and then it just goes on and on - killing witches, fighting witches, getting beaten up by witches, beating up witches, killing witches again, people getting killed by witches - and all this with a really minimal story line, without any credibility in the action and without any sense of a plot. We just wasted 2 hours.
New Kids Turbo (2010)
Accurate documentary
The movie accurately depicts the live in an average Branbant village. It is fully correct, up to the clothing, the hair style, the cars and the language. Unfortunately, not everyone appreciates such honesty. Just a good laugh, don't make anything more out of it. PG21 for language, but since it's dutch, who cares? The repetition of the car-jokes becomes hilarious, after some time, as does the firing-mistakes. Very funny part when the farmer tells about the exchange he made during the war, trading Jews for German weapons. Please do not take this movie too seriously, and, people from Maaskantje, be happy about it