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Back from Hell (1993)
one of the worst from the 90's
this movie is just awful! if you like bad movies get this one. round up some others and slam this movie for alotta laughs. it's so bad that it looks like a student film that was made up as they went along. mst3k should have featured this one! too many high points (or low points more like) to list but a few include, the part where the fbi agent is possessed by Satan. at one point he chokes on the fake blood that they keep filling his mouth with. the voice he uses to project the wrath of Satan is a riot. sounds like a retard slowed down a few notches. there's even an obviously fake rubber hand that pops out of a bible and proceeds to grab onto the "heroes" crotch. there's too much to get into to but basicaly this is the perfect example of what not to do if you make a movie. this is just as bad as manos but funnier. manos is painful to watch but the pain you feel from this will be your sides splitting from laughing so hard. its on a compilation DVD set.
The Haunted (1991)
best made for TV horror movie
haven't seen this one for a while but unlike tons of other films this one remains quite vivid in my head. it's tense with well developed characters, creative and most importantly, effective! saw this when i was about ten and it blew my mind. the whispering pillows, the grandmothers voice coming from the basement. chilling stuff. a few bits might be a little hokey to some people but i remember being pretty disturbed by the "ghost rape". it just came out'a nowhere. also, i thought the apparitions were chilling as well. i remember the "black spot" didn't do much for me then so i know now that it is probably quite lame. but otherwise this flick is just dead on and a lot of fun. oh yeah, and i can't forget that part when they pull up to the house and flames are blazing inside and those screams! if you like a damn good ghost story then check this out if you can. no "official" DVD release yet but i guess it is shown on cable occasionally. have to keep our fingers crossed for the DVD i guess.