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SashimiEthan
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New Girl (2011)
Cringe plot and bad acting
Three seasons in and I can't bring myself to keep watching. Bad writing and bad acting made some of the "funny" scenes unrealistic and cringy and therefore not funny at all. (I'm rewatching How I Met Your Mother at the same time. By comparison, HIMYM is 10 times better.) Character wise, can't stand Nick and Jess's characters and I started fast forward when it's just them. Nick is a giant man child. Jess is always a do-gooder which is not interesting and unrealistic. The only reason I'm still watching is because of Cece and Schmidt. They should've been the main characters and would probably have made the show a lot more watchable.
How to with John Wilson: How to Invest in Real Estate (2021)
Congrats on getting a new house!
Hey John Wilson, you seem like the kind of guy who would read the reviews of your own HBO series. Congrats on getting a new house? Building? In mf New York! Your landlord seemed like a really nice lady. Hope she has a nice life in Vegas!
South Side (2019)
Funny AF
Saw some people leave an one star review for totally unfair reasons. I'm a little pissed so decided to leave one as well. This show is funny AF period. I approve!
Made for Love (2021)
Terrible terrible plot
Stopped at episode 6. The plot is terrible/stupid to a point that I couldn't stand it anymore. First of all there's no way their marriage could have lasted for 10 years if she's being kept a prisoner. 3 years maybe. 10 years no way. Secondly, they seemed to have forgotten that there's this thing called social media. If a billionaire implanted a chip in your brain, wouldn't the first thing you do when you get out be posting a video of yourself and revealing his crime on social media, killing him with public opinions? Even if she doesn't have any money, most divorce lawyers probably would jump at the opportunity to help someone divorce the richest person on the planet, because she will be able to pay up once she gets half of his money. They would probably even front her the money to find a neurosurgeon to get the chip out. And what happened to merging would kill her? Is he not gonna kidnap her back to the Hub anymore?? It's just stupid and doesn't make any sense...