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Herd (2023)
This is not a Zombie film!!
If you are expecting a Zombie film, you will be sadly mistaken. Why this film is called the "Herd" is beyond me and I truly do not understand why this film is rated so high by IMDb. Some of you will be fooled into watching this film by the trailer or other bias reviews. However, I want to repeat "THIS IS NOT A ZOMBIE FILM"!!!!!!!. I hoped that this film would improve, as I watched it, but it just got worse and was so boring that I just wanted the film to end (so much dialogue that led nowhere and did not enhance the story in anyway).
So, to recap: No Zombies, very little action, the main female character was so annoying that I wanted her to die, no frights, no shocks, absolutely no 'gore', hardly any blood, no scary scenes and NO ZOMBIES!! Waste your money if you want but be prepared to kick yourself for watching such a truly awful film. The title is so misleading, as there is no "HERD"!!!!!
Kinderfanger (2023)
Surprisingly good!!
The story is coherent and takes a new slant on an old fable. The special effects are okay for this B movie and the lead actors performance is solid, as well as the supporting cast. It is disingenuous to say that this movie is not worth a watch. This is a film with an underlying tone of pain and suffering, which makes the audience care and feel for the protagonist.
The small cast and direction makes the film a worthy watch. Just do not go in expecting a big budget film, as this is definitely a low budget film but with some potential.
Give this movie a try but do not go in expecting it to be a Hollywood blockbuster!!
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
Watch the last five minutes!!
This must be the most boring and predictable film I have watched in the series. You will know the plot and outcome in the first 2 minutes of the film, if you have watched the previous films in the series. If you haven't seen the films then you will know the plot and outcome within the first ten minutes into the film.
Nothing of any significance happens until the last ten minutes of the film. By then, the camera is all over the place that you can't really see what is going on and, maybe, that is a good thing. No suspense, no action, no frights, no anticipation of dread nor fear of what was coming, this was truly a mess. I am sorry that some of you will undoubtedly watch this film and wish you hadn't but please, if you do watch the film then please leave your honest review so that others may not be fooled by the hype of others.
The two stars are for the final 2 minutes of the film, everything else I just want to forget!!!!!
Day of the Dead (2021)
Everyone in this show are stupid!
I have just watched the second episode of this show and at the end of it I wished that all the characters would die!! No one has any common sense or the most basic intelligence to survive; yet they do. There is no one to like in this show, and that is the god n honest truth. I truly wanted to like this show but it is totally impossible to so, what a waste of airtime. I know some of you will like the ridiculous characters and situations they find themselves in but, there must be at least some ounce of realism in how human beings would cope/react in any given situation. Comedies are funny because you can relate to the characters, however, the characters here are not funny because, no one alive can be so stupid and then survive even a minute/hour of the Zombie apocalypse.
Watch this show if you enjoy stupid people doing stupid things for 45 minutes!!!!
2 stars for the Zombies.