Change Your Image
jdocksey
Reviews
The Watcher (2022)
SPOILER ALERT! THERE CANT BE A SPOILER CUS NOTHING HAPPENS
Well where to start with this miserable piece of viewing.
The whole way through it is kind of intriguing, as none of the clues add up to any one suspect.
It is so intriguing because it does not make sense as to how the makers can wrap it up in a satisfying way. And guess what, THEY NEVER DO
The whole thing is a sham, its the most boring and pointless story to ever make a film out of.
2 mildy written letters got sent to a house, WHO CARES?!
To not even explain who was sending the letters or give us any conclusion whatsoever was about as satisfying as realising that the whole thing had been a dream. TERRIBLE WASTE OF TIME, DO NOT WATCH.
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (2022)
USEFUL FOR INSOMNIA
Forget everything you remember about the Lord of the Rings trilogy, this is nothing like it.
Its the most boring load of twaddle i have seen in a long time.
Very badly written with boring characters and mostly mediocre or bad actors.
Most of the scenery appears to be CGI and there is a huge lack of any excitement or action.
In my eyes this is a huge fail and cannot even be compared to the movies.
According to reviews some people love it so i would say watch it yourself to see how dull and lifeless this series really is.
I do hope it gets better so i will probably watch the next 2 episodes in respect for the trilogy but if there are no improvements after that im aftaid i will have to write it off as a bad series.
Resident Evil (2022)
Ignore the gamers
All the bad reviews are coming from people that love resident evil as a franchise.
If you do not love resident evil as a franchise then you will not think its that bad at all.
It lost its way in the last episode but other than that it was good
For the record i think it is the least cheesey thing to have ever been associated with resident evil.
Keep Breathing (2022)
SO SO BORING
The first episode is unfortunately decent enough to make you carry on. But then every episode from that point is an absolute chore.
Way too many flashbacks to really uninteresting moments in a miserable and unlikeable girl's life.
Honestly really bad dont waste your time.
Candyman (2021)
Really bad
This movie is not scary in the slightest and constantly tries to get across racially charged messages pitting black against white, fair enough if there is some relevance to the comments but a horror movie is not the time to get this across.
I enjoyed "get out" but after seeing this movie its making me think jordan peele has a huge chip on his shoulder about white people, not cool..
Everest (2015)
SO BORING
Do not watch this movie unless you enjoy watching people be miserable and slowly die from cold weather.
Feel like you need to have a strong interest in mountaineering to appreciate how "realistic" it supposedly is, whereas i just want to be entertained and this did not deliver.
The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle (2021)
WORST SHOW IV EVER SEEN
I really do not know what amanda holden was thinking making this show.
She has the worst sense of humour i have ever seen.
This is clearly meant to be some spoof reality show with someone dressed as her nan. Nothing is funny and it makes no sense whatsoever.
PATHETIC.
The Green Inferno (2013)
Interesting from start to finish
Fantastic movie with a great story line, kind of like Apocalypto crossed with Hostel.
Thoroughly enjoyed.
The House of the Devil (2009)
Dont waste your time
This was the most uneventful and boring horror movie i have ever seen in my entire life. Everyone giving good reviews must just love the retro feel of it.
SO BORING.
The Emily Atack Show (2020)
Actually enjoyable for the wrong reasons
Couldnt take my eyes off this show, literally worst thing ever written but its hilarious to see how bad and unfunny it really is.
The Last Survivors (2014)
Dont waste your time
Very boring and uneventful, that much so that i created this account to leave my first ever review. Very slow and uneventful with an uninteresting story.
Most of the film involves the main character scurrying around abandoned houses in the desert hiding from some people with guns.
Does not deserve 5 stars at all more like 1 star