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The Gringo Papi (2022)
I Can't Tawlk
This doggumennaree was the wuss pain my life, I feel redacted just sitting through it. Barndum makes jokes for fat college students who wear fake supreme and talk about MMA all day but have never had a fight in their lives.
Axe Jay.
Happy Tree Friends (2000)
Fantastic
I love this show of mini shorts, many of my peers have complained it as being too violent and awful such as the little cute pink bear always getting decapitated or dismembered or some foreign object being lodged in her ears, nose, eyes etc. But if you look past that its a very funny show thats totally unpredictable, you never know whats going to happen to the smiling little bunny or the shy little dandruff porcupine thing its so funny i have many favourites and I'm sure if you give it a try you will struggle not to lift a smile at even one skit, and no it is not sadistic at all after all, its a cartoon and all animals are animated! So i challenge everyone who reads my comment to watch them.
Brainiac: History Abuse (2005)
For The History Fans
WELL.... To start off really i will just say that this show will only be for you if history is a key interest of yours, in the case that it is then congratulations watch the show if not then you will be wanting to throw yourself off a bridge by the end of this show. Although some of the experiments are rather interesting, blowing things up and all that, funny i suppose. BUT the show IS i repeat is educational, so if thats not your thing then this is definitely not for you, basically the show gives you what you want if your an enthusiast of the subject, if not, your going to be VERY bored, so all in all, give it a chance but don't damage yourself by suffering
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Dreadful!
This was THE WORST of the worst films i have ever seen, and i've seen some pretty poor movies. but this was just a joke, i cant believe it, my advice to everyone is DO NOT WATCH! its a good waste of your time which could be rather spent cutting grass with nail scissors rather than watching this atrocity of a film. Basically its the same two films which we both love which have been added together, unfortunately 1 + 1 do not make 2 on this film. Whereas we all know predator as a merciless "villain" who kills people as a sort of mercenary from outer space but in this one he's really just a nice kind hearted guy who wants to help the human lady at the end......oh my god. Anyone reading this will probably feel i have been harsh but i was deeply offended by this film by the fact it was such a let down. However i never went to go watch it with high expectations but i was hoping for just a glimmer of hope for a slight success, boy was i wrong. I end this now with this Don't waste your time!! Quite possibly the lowest of the low.
Hostel (2005)
Disappointment!
Recently i watched this film on my own thinking it would be a great horror/gore film and borrowed it off a friend, how wrong could i be. after seeing all the trailers on TV i got really hyped thinking it would match if not better films in a similar genre such as saw or hills have eyes. but really after watching there was nothing like this present!! Most of the scenes involve nothing what is expected of the film and all the horror bits you see are basically the ones shown in the trailer. Very poor indeed. In fact for a horror film there was quite a bit of sex in it which i don't get at all really considering its hyped as a great gore film. So in final i call this a porno with the odd 3 minutes of gore and stupidity.
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And another thing, since when do children walk about the streets in groups of 20 and ask for bubble gum and if not given they murder people with bricks, poles and knives etcetera, what kind of a place is this!