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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
About damn time!
This was such a great time. After two REALLY bad sequels that where nothing short of slaps to the face of not only chainsaw fans but the movie going audience in general, I was really not expecting to even like this. But what the hell, I really dug the franchise growing up. This really was the best sequel I think they could have done. The trailer had me worried that I would hate the characters and it would just kind of be old hat with a buncha meta politically slanted gen Zisms. And there IS THAT But the characters work IS fairly solid as well, completely making up for the obvious studio head decisions. The cringy dialogue you see in the trailer is the extent of the cringy woke commentary. The tone of the movie is genuinely creepy and makes what could be several laughable scenes somehow work and really hard to laugh at. The violence is shocking and after 9 movies I have no idea how they managed to do that, and at the same time it's not just a lazily written blood thirsty Leatherface we've seen in bad iteration after bad iteration. He's been a good boy for 50 years mind you. The fact that he's grief motivated was a great touch. This one really took me by suprize. Not at all what I suspected in the best way imaginable!
If I'd rank them ( I'm goin to) I gotta go with
1.) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974
2.) the Texas chainsaw Masacre 2003
3.) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
4.) Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Beginning 2006
5.) Texas Chainsaw massacre 2 1986
6. Leatherface: Texas chainsaw massacre 3 1990
7.) return of the Texas chainsaw massacre 1994
8.) Texas chainsaw 3-D 2013
9.) Leatherface 2017.
Lost & Found (2016)
Movies to inflict on the kids at youth group camp
Terrible, like a bland moral lecture at a conversion camp about rising up to your own masculinity. Lead character is spoiled and just ungrateful. And the little brother is just insufferable. Not to mention he's bagged, tossed into the back of a truck, and stumbles onto a body pit 30 minutes in and said NOTHIN. Bored to tears. Highly recommend as torture for anyone working in a any sort of juvenile corrections.