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The Curse of Bridge Hollow (2022)
Pick child actors who can act
Other than that it was good... but the little child lead was one of the worst child actors I've ever seen. Wayans Was ok, and the Supporting roles were all pretty fun.
You've seen this movie before 100 times, it's just a fun quirky Halloween movie. But that being said, every time that little kid opened her damn mouth, the lines were forced, no emotion, no talent and made Me want to punch small babies repeatedly. I'm not even one to really harp on kids for acting often I mean I'm aware they're not always the best... but this chick was just god awful and it ruined the rest of the movie for me entirely.
Happier Than Ever: A Love Letter to Los Angeles (2021)
Perfect to fall asleep to
If you want boring, this is it. Ignore the super fans who will give her turds a 10/10 rating... I was expecting, idk, something to blow me away. It's just 1:05 hours of her ultra boring whisper singing. In fact I don't think Billie Eilish is capable of singing anything above a pianissimo. Of course it's her brother who deserves all the credit for writing such boring music, she is just the fave and the voice.
Anyways, 1-star because the other day I watched a video of a sloth moving an inch that was more entertaining than this garbage.
Lost in Space (2018)
Created an account just to warn y'all of this garbage.
So unlike most of the 1-star reviews I actually nutted up and have watched every episode despite absolutely hating the show.
The show is absolutely ruined by Parker Posey (dr Smith) and the little long legged nose flaring nugget kid who plays Will Robinson. The absolute horrid acting of these two absolutely 100% ruined the show for me. Parker is the most unconvincing antagonist I've ever seen. If this were real anyone with half a brain would punch her directly in her floppy wrinkly face. I have never hated a character so much in my life. If I ever saw her in person I'd have to attempt to punt her like a football.
The kid though... why is he so scraggly and horrible? I can't exactly put my finger on why I hate him but I think it's cause he cries every ten seconds and his nose flares continuously. He's just a horrible actor. As I don't normally condone violence against children, if I saw him in person I would instead like to slip some high intensity laxative into his milkshake so he has some serious explosive diarrhea.
This show is garbage. Half black chick is hot as hell though.
Good day.