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Goosebumps (2015)
A Masterpiece for what it is
This movie is not meant to terrify you.
It is not the Exorcist, or Nightmare on Elm Street and there is no blood. The Target audience is not adults that want to be terrified.
Unlike Lion King, Good Dinosaur, Snow White, Coco....no parent dies.
Unlike the Red Fox, this movie will not teach your child how to twerk, keep secrets from you or give in to adult temptations.
Unlike the old movie "Witches", "Return to Oz","Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory" and many others, this will not secretedly scar your child. Even "Hocus Pocus" may be a bit too much when the drain the youth out of the girl.
This movie has a demonic puppet. An abominable snowman. A giant Praying Mantis. A warefwolf. An alien poodle... and is appropriate for all ages. My little one had loads of fun watching this movie and the sequel and I wish there were more like this.
Santa Inc. (2021)
Just exactly who is the target audience for this?
Is it adults? It is 14 year old edge lords? Why is even Seth Rogan doing animation? Sausage Fest was the first adult CGI movie...and it should also had been the last.
Seth Rogan needs a new career.
Haute tension (2003)
My Personal Opinion Spoilers in the End
If you like blood and violence this is a good movie to watch. There is also a lot of tension and If I was not the insensitive person I am,I definatelly would had loved the movie. For instance if I was way younger when horror movies could actually scare me. I think people will like the movie if they can handle the violence. It also differs from other horror movies as it has its own style and not because it is french. The plot is really simple and it does not have to be more complicated. Thank god it is not a slow movie, I personally absolutely hate slow movies and I expected it to be one since it is -1) A horror movie and -2)a french movie. But no its not so it is worth seeing if you like horror movies. I guess If I could look back in the movie and think about it a little but more I would be able to spot a couple of holes in the plot but it is not really that kind of a movie. Just watch and enjoy.
I would rate a 6 but it is worth seeing so 7 to 8. It is definatelly one of the movies that stand out even though it kind of screws up in certain parts.
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The big twist in the end...I don't think people will really care about it and it is not really that shocking especially now that we ve seen it everywhere. Fight Club with Ed Norton, Hide and Sick with Robert DeNiro, Secret Window. It no longer manages to impress or shock and it would have been better if it did not take it that far. It kind of spoiled the movie for me.
Puff, Puff, Pass (2006)
A masterpiece for stoners.
I don't know it I felt this way because I was high as mo fo when I saw this movie but I felt as if this movie was made for me. It guides your mind , every dialogue ends up with you and the guys from the movie not understanding anything at all, you feel exactly the same way this people feel and they got where they got in the end of the movie without understanding nothing at all. Maybe you will even get a lot of inside jokes. I could really relate with the white guy since I have seen Shawshank redemption a trillion times and yet never seen the rape seen. Well anyways guys, I really have nothing to say. I guess I am still high, anyways I loved that movie, definatelly the best movie I have ever seen. Good as Butterfly effect, Forest Gump and many other movies from my top ten list.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Great Movie!!!
If a movie with a serial killer has to get a 10, then this is the movie. If you wanna have fun with some buddies, or if you want a girl to spent the night over, this is the movie, since even though it has a lot of scares it does not have brutal raw violence, and if it does,it is not the violence you see in certain horror movies such as Nightmare on Elm street and it definitely is not Braindead.
The cast is full of really likable characters, so for the first time in a movie, when somebody dies, you really do feel sad. I cant remember the last time that happened in a movie. The plot and the story is really great and so is the acting. If you saw this movie and did not like it, then I can say for sure that you are not going to like any horror movie. I am telling you, if any scary movie is going to get you laid, then this is the movie. Just keep in mind, that not all girls are in for horror movies. If they are not, try watching A lot like Love with Ashton Kutcher. If none of it works, try working out, taking after your looks and bath every once in a while. That will do the trick.
Man with the Screaming Brain (2005)
Somebody had to make this movie.
Its really been a long time since the last time somebody created a movie such as like this on. A so called B movie. Maybe it was not a great movie, but it is fun to watch, classic Bruce Cambell, it has its Good parts, funny ones, Disgusting ones, even artistic ones.
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The part where his wife as a dummy-robot-avenger is about to die, I don't know about you, but it made me feel so weird, so sad and disgusted in a good way. I compare this scene with the scene form the Fly 2 where his dog as a monster dies. Makes you think oh my god.
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If you are a Bruce Cambell fan, you definitely wanna have this movie in your collection. If you are generally interested in movies, you might wanna. Just think that the movies target is to make you smile, gross you out(Don't worry not that bad though) and make you have a good time with your buddies. Attention, I said buddies, not possible future girlfriend.
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X-Men 3:Last Stand was bad, make it again,this time with a real plot.
X-Men: The Last superhero movie I will ever see
X-Men 3:Last Stand AKA Last Superhero movie I will ever see.
The movie goes like this. Everybody dies. And not in the end, in the beginning. More than 30 years of X-Men mythology just so that a stupid producer kills them all in one lousy movie. Cyclops dies in almost the first minute. Was he not supposed to be the successor of Xavier for almost three decades? Oh, by the way Xavier dies in the second minute. What is it with Rogue anyways? Why do they have her in the movie? She never does anything and besides the first movie where she was a "key" character. Even then they fitted her in, in an off-handedly way just so they can say that they have many characters. Sorry but she was never needed, she did not fight, she did not talk, she did not even have a real romance. I waited soooooooo long to finally see the battle between Iceman (Personal Favorite) and Pyro and I am telling, it is the lousiest, dumbest, most boring fight ever. The fight between Hugh Grand and Colin Firth (AKA Marc Darci) from Bridget's Jones Diary 2 was like hundreds of times more extreme. And why the "I walk through walls" girl has a bigger part than Colossus? Was she not supposed to be nothing more than just an extra? Never before have I been that disappointed from a movie. It is the first time I write a review about one. This is how angry I am.
For instance, Spiderman 2.In the comic Spiderman never revealed his identity. In the movie every body saw him. 40 years of Spiderman comics animation and cartoons for one lousy movie to spoil it all. Why? Why don't you simply make a normal movie where you see your favorite character kick people straight in the nose? In Spiderman 1 you had to wait through the whole movie to see him finally obtain and use his powers. In the second movie you think to yourself, finally 2 hours of bum kicking when for no reason, he looses his stupid powers. I simply cant believe that all this dump producers are getting millions of dollars for their work, and you people support them by convincing yourself that you liked the movies. No you did not like the movies, you just think you did. I know 4 year old boys who would make superhero movies 10 times more successful. I say Boycott the movie, don't see it, download it from the internet, start sending letters to everyone you know, this time, it is up to us to save the mutants.
How can you destroy a movie with vampires, werewolves and Kate Beckinsale? You cant!!!!! Only the director Stephen Sommers could achieve that.
Here is how X-Men 4 will be: Rogue finds out that Iceman was going out with her just because of a stupid bet he made with Pyro, so she dumps him. It turns out that Iceman actually really loves her. He tries to find her and she is actually together with Pyro at the time. Meanwhile funny token guy Wolverine is afraid that he is in love with Cyclops just because he is a huge one eyed Pr!ck. Iceman gets together with "walk through walls girl" and go to the prom together. Iceman somehow convinces Rogue to come back and both Rogue and "walk through walls" girl share the Queen of the prom title. Wolverine makes out with beast.
All ends well. Titles fall while you see some behind the scenes footage plus funny outtakes.
Support to Alan Cumming AKA Nightcrawler who did not sold out by participating in the Movie. and people please stop saying that this review was not helpfull, the movie sucked, you expected more and you know it.