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Cloverfield (2008)
5/10
Flawed.
17 August 2008
Warning: Spoilers
FFirstly I have a problem with the current vogue for hand held camera shots. They spoiled the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined Hancock and countless other movie simply by making watching the movie a race between hitting the and credits and having to charge to the toilet to throw up because of motion sickness. The prospect of watching a movie shot entirely on hand held camera didn't fill me with joy.

I decided to wait until the DVD cam out. The wobbly cam nightmare is minimised and I stand a greater chance of finishing the movie and not becoming reacquainted with my lunch.

Sadly it wasn't really worth the wait. It was a fairly standard monster movie whose central conceit, while compelling in theory, fell into so may traps as a result of that conceit it became frustrating. Most annoying was the fundamental flaw that we saw what the characters saw. Now, okay, the immediacy was a fine idea, but as is usual, for most of the movie, Hud was simply looking in the wrong direction, swinging round to just miss something that had already passed; focusing on the relationships between a group of largely unlikeable people.

We got mayhem, we got destruction, (believable and well executed), we got a bunch of people I had little empathy for and all the while Monsters were eating Manhattan. I know what I wanted to be watching!

The only time this approach had any impact was during the death of the principal cameraman. That was genuinely shocking and unpleasant, neatly counterpointed by the auto-focus being unsure what to focus on. Yay Pathos.

Having said that, I just wasn't convinced by the Monster. Design-wise, it was pretty nondescript. The 'polyps' or 'barnacles' or whatever they were were just too unwieldy; too crablike. If they were originally undersea creatures, they looked as if their weight and shape was simply unsupportable in an air atmosphere.

I think the thing that annoys me most is that somewhere in here there was a germ of a good movie, but style and conceit took the place of a solid story and believable characters.

Shame.

If you want a decent 'Monsters attack a Town' type movie, with better design, more rounded characters and the bleakest ending imaginable, give the much overlooked 'The Mist' a look as it is everything that Cloverfield should have been and aspired to be.

And I hear there's going to be a sequel. Oh dear.
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10/10
What the????
9 January 2007
It's odd that Channel Four seem to have completely forgotten about this gem. A DVD release would be most welcome. It's such a long time ago since I've seen this that my memories are a bit jumbled but salient points: Giant prawns in the sewers, liver raining from the skies, more Donald Sutherland references than you can shake a stick and and possibly the only time in history that a TV programme - A TV PROGRAMME FOR GODS SAKE - has received a spontaneous standing ovation at the commercial break - not even the end of the programme! - by the assembled viewers in the grotty shared house I was living at when it was first aired......

I have a nasty feeling that it won't have aged gracefully, but for the memories and excitement it produced at the time 10/10.

DVD? Pretty Please?

Tap dancing through the liver.....
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10/10
Ahead of it's time?
30 January 2003
Shock Treatment was savagely under-rated on its release and holds the unfortunate record of being the only movie ever to play for less than a week at my home cinema, being pulled after only three days due to me being the only person who actually went to see it in that time.

This is monumentally sadly as it seems to be a much more socially relevant film now than at its release.

In these days of Reality TV, Docu-soaps, docu-dramas, etc, a movie like Shock Treatment, now 20 years old, shows itself to be way ahead of it#s time and even acts as a warning as to what might go wrong with the TV obsessed nation we are currently living in.

Nominally a Rocky Horror sequel, it follows the story of Brad and Janet, post Frank N Furter as they have settled into domesticity in Small Town America. The thing is, small town America has become one giant TV studio. If you are ill you go onto the Hospital soap "Dentonvale"; suffering marital crises? Then the game show "Marriage Maze" is where you, or more humiliatingly your parents, are destined to go to air your dirty laundry.

Sound familiar? This world is a nightmare mix of Jerry Springer, Blind Date, Big Brother and Pop Idol.....where editing rather than real life determines your personality and status and where the TV station owner is a little less than God.

Way, way ahead of it's time, deeply satirical and scathing of popular culture, it also contains some cracking songs and early appearances by Rik Mayall, Ruby Wax and, um, Sinitta.....

It may not be as instantly accessible as Rocky Horror, but in terms of substance, it a far superior movie....and this comes from a long time Rocky Horror fan!

Buy, rent or steal....but whatever you do SEE IT and kick yourself that you didn't heed it's warnings 20 years ago!
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