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The Hungover Games (2014)
I didn't eat any corn? I did.
Another Cole Swier review:
It's rare air when a sequel, let alone a parody completely eclipses the original but here stands the exception to the rule. I love me a good comedy, but I haven't laughed this hard since Larry the Cable Guy movie. The subtlety of the jokes were on point where I found some I had to explain to my roommate as they just went over his head.
I thought Tenet would be the highest I would ever rate a movie, but The Hungover games has officially taken over the top spot. I personally guarantee you will bust a gut and come back for more. So grab your snacks (chicken amirite?) and get a cool drink, kick up your feet and get ready for an hour and a half of non-stop laughter.
Tenet (2020)
A Ten(et) out of Ten
A Cole Swier review:
For the biggest fan of Christopher Nolan's mind-bending masterpiece, "Tenet" is an absolute triumph of cinematic innovation and storytelling. This film is a tour de force of creativity, pushing the boundaries of time and space in ways that only Nolan can. The intricate plot, coupled with stunning visuals and a pulse-pounding score, creates an immersive experience like no other. The meticulously choreographed action sequences are nothing short of mesmerizing, and the concept of time inversion keeps you captivated from start to finish.
As a fan of "Tenet," you've likely immersed yourself in discussions and theories about the film, uncovering its hidden layers and intricacies. The performances, especially by John David Washington and Robert Pattinson, are top-notch, adding depth to their characters in this complex narrative.
"Tenet" is a cinematic puzzle that rewards multiple viewings, and for fans like you, it's a treasure trove of cinematic brilliance. It's a testament to Christopher Nolan's genius and his commitment to pushing the boundaries of storytelling in film. Without a doubt, "Tenet" is a must-watch and deserving of the highest praise, earning a well-deserved spot in the pantheon of modern cinematic classics.
I Cole Swier personally guarantee you will love this movie.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
Pass Gas but don't pass on this movie
Another Cole Swier review:
"Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" is an absolute gem of a comedy film. With Larry's signature humor and his unique approach to health inspections, this movie delivers non-stop laughter from start to finish. The film's witty one-liners and hilarious situations keep you entertained throughout. Larry's character is endearing, and his antics in the world of health inspections are nothing short of side-splitting. The supporting cast adds to the comedic charm, making it a perfect ensemble. If you're in need of a good laugh and appreciate Larry's brand of comedy, this movie is a solid 10 out of 10, and a must-watch for anyone looking for pure, unadulterated fun!
I Cole Swier personally guarantee you will love this movie.
Robyn Hood (2023)
If you're not Hooding, you're not trying.
A review from Cole Swier:
At first I wasn't sold on this show, I was hoping it would be as wild and over the top as Riverdale was. And boy did this exceed my expectations! Every episode has me more gripped than the last. From the excellent acting, to the great song the Hood plays EVERY episode it just doesn't get better than this show.
This has the Cole Swier seal of approval, as I Cole, personally guarantee that you will have a blast watching this show. I know a thing or two about feminism, and this show nails it on the head. Girl boss Bae energy for days.
Like they say "You'll pay for the whole seat, but you will only use the edge"
In conclusion I Cole Swier love this show.
Ghost Webcam (2023)
Better than a yummy ham sandwich on a summer title
I couldn't get past the great writing, and excellent acting. As a horror conisour, I have seen alot of great films. But this movie takes the yummy cake. The whole time my friends wanted to stop the movie but I forced them to push on. I, Halen Kooper think that cinema has peaked and don't see the point of further trying to make a movie as good as ghost Webcam. Again I Halen Kooper will pay you 100 dollars if you sit through this movie and don't enjoy it. It's so damn good. And yummy. The twists and turns will keep you guessing and the Ford commercials in the middle throw you for a loop but somehow increase the fun.
In conclusion I, Halen Kooper love this movie
10/10.