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The Sea Beast (2022)
Great animation. Terrible script!
Firstly, this looks amazing!
Secondly, this is a ps poor, cheep rip off of How To Train Your Dragon (with bits of Pirates of the Caribbean thrown in(and not even the good ones)) that doesn't have the sense, charm or humour of the originals.
Thirdly, STOP CASTING AUSTRALIANS AS BRITISH.
Finally, that a film that questions the written history of fictional creatures, should rewrite history as more inclusive and equal than it was, undermining the incredible courage, sacrifice and determination of those that gave there lives for equality, freedom and opportunities is frankly insulting.
Just poor, Pss poor!
Evil: Z Is for Zombies (2021)
Voice over sounds like audio description
Think you are watch AD. Audio description for blind viewers check you settings and/or channel. Some channels are AD specific and AD is on perminently others have it as an option like subtitles and are automatically selected.
The Blacklist: Misère (2021)
Again?
So we are expected to believe Keen will cross any boundary for the love of her daughter, but again she's fine with leaving Agnes alone with a stranger she met 5 minutes before...AGAIN!
The Blacklist: The Cyranoid (No. 35) (2021)
Keen Happy to kill fbi agents but Copper doesn't care?!!
Apparently the Team don't care about innocent FBI agents getting killed by Keen(several get shot at the beginning of the episode) it's not until the end of the episode that they finally give in and issue an arrest warrant.
After an agent goes rough no-one resets security codes. Although they reset automatically in a security alert (has there not been a security alert since Keen left?).
Armed and armoured guards are assigned to the base but sit in the break room apparently until something happens...youknow...instead of, say, guarding war criminals, prisoners or strange women claiming to be Keen.
On the positive side, at least, we got a decent actress "playing" Keen for an episode. (Although, how they could say "how did they find someone who looks exactly like here" you mean, someone roughly the same build and haircut but otherwise completely different shaped face and features?)
Sloppy writing!
The Serpent (2021)
One great show, one great problem!
I am really enjoying this stylish and gripping program but the one big problem is the amount of similar looking women in it. This is especially true of episode 7 (don't worry no spoilers!) There are 2 women in it, both brunette, both cut and styled similarly, both with the same build and height and figure, and both with a daughter of about the same age who they leave with elder relative in Paris. The fact that these two storylines happen in different times would help if one of the conceits of the show wasn't time jumping
Ironically, in this episode there is a moment where one of these two women comments about a third woman...
who is shorter, curvier, round faced(rather than oval almost long faced), distinctly big-eyed (a notable physical characteristic of the actress in question), with straight not wavy hair (parted and dressed differently), different mouth, nose, and less bushy eyebrows
..."She looks like me." ... to be fair....she IS a brunette????!!!
The Blacklist: Katarina Rostova (No. 3): Conclusion (2020)
Is there is anyone left Red COULD be?
He's not her father, her grandfather, (my personal favourite) her mother, her mother's old friend (who had never been mentioned until they need someone else to possibly be Red) and he's not Reddington....so who is he?
Two possibilities 1. Someone else they pull out of nowhere at the last minute...or....2) Grandma! :D
Frankly, I neither know nor care if he is or isn't N13 (Another 'twist' (aka way of flogging another few episodes out of this dead donkey of a plot line) pulled out of the writer's butcrack) I just want the writers to come up with something better than this eternal merry-go-round!
And kill Liz!!!
The Blacklist: Les Fleurs du Mal (No. 151) (2019)
Did Liz REALLY just say that?
Did Liz REALLY just say she had a problem with fairytales is the 'being saved by the charming prince'??!!
Liz has in 7 seasons been duped, conned, knocked on her a***, kidnapped and caught and EVERYTIME been saved by Red, Ressler or Copper (occasionally by Aram or Samar (the only strong female character, who they got rid of)
She might as well wear a white dress high heels and twist her ankle regularly!
Apart from Liz (worst FBI agent and human being ever) the rest of the episode was alright.