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Super Troopers (2001)
hilarious! don't miss this one.
this is a movie about slacker cops who like to screw with the minds of the people hey pull over, jerk off to stripper billboards and have syrup chugging contests, even when they have a case to work on! how could you not love this?! its got hilarious dialog, a good plot and great acting. broken lizard is hilarious! how do they come up with this kind of stuff? i mean these cops are crazy. they screw with the minds of stoners, call a bunch of old people chicken-f*****s, leave a dummy in their patrol car while they go fishing, and try to have sex with the people that they pull over. this movie is flippin crazy and hilarious. WARNING: this film contains extreme stupidity. so, if you don't like stupid movies, or broken lizard you will die if you watch this!
...just kidding
Puddle Cruiser (1996)
man was this hard to watch!
man was this hard to watch! it was not at all funny, not well made and it had no point or plot to it whatsoever. the acting was horrible. it was not well made at all. it looked like a bunch of kids my age were just screwing around and making a pointless movie. it is by far the absolute worst broken lizard movie. if you are a broken lizard movie like myself you will disappointed and bored to your death. please skip this pointless movie about ugly guys looking for chicks. you will not regret m advice. by the way, don't say you didn't find this review helpful just because you didn't agree with it. thats stupid, like this movie. the only OK scene was when the main guy was playing rugby and got beat the crap out of. i liked that cause i found his character pretty damn annoying.
Club Dread (2004)
second worst broken lizard movie
this movie was OK. it was very stupid. it was too stupid. on occasions i have to try to laugh at a movie because i want to laugh. this was that kind of movie. there were some laughs, but not laugh-out-loud funny parts like beerfest or super troopers. a question i have for the mpaa is why don't you say that it has nudity in it. all you have is sexual content, violence/gore, language and drug use. i was not prepared for those boobs. good thing i did not watch this with my parents. all in all, this is the second worse broken lizard movie. other than puddle cruiser which was hard to watch. this movie was OK and it reminded me of scary movie but it is only for people who like stupid movies and people who like he broken lizard clan.
Beerfest (2006)
funny...stupid and very raunchy
this movie s really funny and stupid, but this was very inappropriate. I've seen worse (american pie 1-3, jarhead, girl next door etc.)but still, it has a lot of more sex scenes than i expected and a lot of boobs. maybe i just thought that it was very inappropriate because i was watching it with my day. i thought that i would be prepared to watch anything with my dad since i have seen very raunchy films with him but i guess not. its good yes, but badly made and incredibly stupid (which is good because i like stupid movies) but it is not very well made. another reason i might think this is too raunchy is because im 11 years old but i have seen way worse. i just didn't think that it would be that raunchy with those sex scenes. does any one agree with me?
King Kong (2005)
great movie...a little over board with CGI!
I loved this movie but yes they did go overboard with the CGI at some parts.
i mean new york city was mostly special effects. so was the sea when they were on the ship and the sky was too!
This basically proves how lazy PJ is.
i mean you cant actually go out to sea of use the real sky or build sets?
i know you may not be able to build a real empire state building but still. the sky?
i thought skull island and all of the creatures looked pretty cool though.