adde_no Reviews

Bacanales romanas (1982)

At times VERY funny

[8/10 · 20 January 2001]

This film, aka "My nights with Messalina" (Funny that the alternative title isn´t listed here) is a stupid little romp, and quite good at it too. It´s a shameless piece of trash with bits and pieces from some, to me unknown (much more expensive) film. Actors in crappy wigs run around crappy sets and have lots of soft core sex inbetween answering the phone (in ancient rome?!?!) and playing the guitar (in ancient rome?!?!) or buying copies of the roman edition of the parisian herald (for the love of god!!!!!!!) This may not be Caligula but it doesn´t really think it is anyway... But hey, Ajita Wilson is in it (she looks drunk at times). You can get yourself an english language version from somewhere in Finland if you´re lucky!

Eva man (Due sessi in uno) (1980)

fantastic!

[10/10 · 20 January 2001]

Since I dont speak italian i can only guess what this film is about, But its one of those films that are just so wonderfully absurd you like them anyway. And the disco tunes are fab! Plotwise i think its about some sort of professor conducting lovemaking experiments with people. His favourite subject is Evaman who is a nice looking blond with a bigger d*** than her boyfriend. some bad guys want to kidnap Evaman and cut of her genitalia with an axe and everyone has sex and swims around naked in a pool. It might actually be ment as some sort of comedy but we cant be certain.

Emanuelle in America (1977)

Stupendous!

[20 January 2001]

Fantastic! Wonderful! Collossal! Fab! What else can i say? Oh yeah; Stupendous! Laura (The most beautiful woman in the history of the world) Gemser is the investigative reporter who has lots of sex and tries to uncover a snuff-movie. The snuff itself (if you get a copy of this film where it´s intact) is the most disturbing images ever captured on any medium. If you think "Salo" is vile you better not watch this at all. Oh, and there is a mild beastiality scene (at least in the Danish video version) hardly enough to offend anyone (ok, anyone scandinavian). This film has a really weird ending that you won´t see coming and has a lot of xxx scenes if you´re into that sort of thing... In my opinion this is one of the best films ever made. I can´t believe its made by the same person- Joe D´Amato-who gave us such utter trash as "Porno holocaust".

Breaking Point (1975)

brilliant!

[10/10 · 20 January 2001]

Another masterpiece from the alltime favourite director Bo Arne Vibenius! We all know his skills from "Thriller- a cruel picture" and he´s not letting us down with this one either! The film might be about a frustrated (or very liberal, or simply stark raving mad)office clerk, who has sex (or think he has ) with all the women he encounters. He also get to be triggerhappy and wreak havoc a bit, whilst foundling bussoms and playing with his toytrain.The soundtrack is fantastic, and will leave you humming the main theme for weeks(If I´m not mistaken, it´s the main theme from "The third man"...)! Wanna get confused? Pick up a copy and blaze away... It´s Brilliant!!