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The Jester (2023)
WTF did I just watch???
I'm still watching this movie as I'm typing this review. It's so dumb I don't even want to continue watching it but I paid $5 for this movie so I'm going to watch until the end to see how it ends. I've been sitting here the whole time rolling my eyes at how dumb it is. The acting is horrible, the storyline is horrible. Everything about this movie is horrible. It's a hour and a half I'm never going to get back. Do yourself a favour and don't watch this movie. It's not even scary, if you're looking for a horror clown movie watch Terrifier instead. But honestly I would rather get a root canal than watch this movie.
Monolith (2016)
And the award for stupidest mother goes to......
I just kept watching cause I wanted to see what would happen but it's rubbish. Movie starts off on a trip to a house for a vaca...I'm guessing but freaks out cause she thinks her husband is cheating on her in LA so decides to drive 600 miles in the middle of the night. First off this woman(worst mother of the year)buys her toddler a bag of marbles, he proceeds to stuff one in his mouth(bad idea) then on her jealousy breakdown starts smoking in the vehicle with a asthmatic kid in the back of car(bad idea) which sets off a smoke alarm in car, then she hits a deer and then proceeds to hand her mobile phone to toddler to play with(bad idea) while she investigates the deer, then the beeping noise was bothering her so she closes her door(bad idea)then the child proceeds to play around on her phone where it controls the car which locks the doors and goes into vault mode. This car was so smart it was dangerously stupid. I could go on and on about all the idiotic things this mother did in the movie but I would be up all night. I would waste my time watching this movie if I were you. I would rather of sat through a root canal instead.
Can You Keep a Secret? (2019)
Cringe worthy
I watched this movie the other day and I thought the trailer looked cute but it wasn't cute, it was cringe. It was a very awkward movie to watch. The lead actress was super awkward and the lead actor was very bland. During their supposed lovey dovey scenes it was very awkward to watch, there was no chemistry what so ever between the two of them. Main actor was the founder of the company the main actress worked for and he asks her out the first few days of being there, that's a big no no. And during the whole movie the main actor had a big secret, the secret was that he had a god daughter. Woo watch out for this guys secret. I wouldn't watch it again since I had a hard time watching it the first time.
Ginny & Georgia (2021)
Love the show but hate Ginny
I really enjoy this show but to tolerate it I had to fast forward through the parts with Ginny. I couldn't watch scenes with her in it. She is the worst person in a tv series. She is just a negative angry teenager. She never smiles and even when she does it looks angry. She is so self consumed that she doesn't realise everything her mum has done for her to care for and protect her. I love Georgia, Austin and Joe. They are the only tolerable characters on the show. So hopefully Ginny decides to run away again and never come back!!!! So I don't have to look at her angry face and hear her whiny voice anymore.
The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018)
Pleasantly surprised
I was a bit skeptical with this movie because I didn't know any of the actors. To me it looked like a low budget film but wow I'm glad I gave it a chance. I thought the acting was great. It was very creepy and has quite a few jumps scares. I highly recommend this movie. It's better than a lot of Hollywood horror films that has been released lately. Watch it, you won't be disappointed.
Haunt (2019)
Makes you not want to go to a haunted house ever again
I've already watched this movie 3 times in the last 6 months. It's very enjoyable. It keeps your attention Everything about this movie is perfectly timed. And there are no stupid moves from the actors they do everything they can to escape the crazies. They really fight for their lives. The kill scenes are very gory and graphic but not long. The killers who are in charge of the Haunted house are so creepy. Their faces when un masked are very very creepy. This movie makes you never want to go to a haunted house ever again. It also had a satisfying ending!!! Everything about this movie is great!!! My go to scary movie now!!!!
Last Seen Alive (2022)
Did you check the bathroom?
This movie was terrible. I would rather get a root canal than watch this movie again. The acting was horrendous even by Gerard Butler. I wanted to see this movie cause of Gerard and it looked a lot like the movie Breakdown from the trailer. But oh no it's nothing like breakdown. The detective helping Gerard find his wife was horrible he asked him if he checked the bathroom in the gas station haha, then the detective got mad at him when he went to her parents house to check if she was there then started interrogating him instead of trying to find the wife. Then when Gerard goes to his wife's parents house and asks if she could of gone off with a friend or if the parents told any of her friends she would be home the father gets offended by his question. He just keeps getting more and more offended by Gerard's questions, come on his wife is missing and he is asking questions trying to figure out where she is. And the mother was by far the worst actress of them all. Omg. I could of done better and I have not gone to acting classes. Even Gerard lacked in this movie. For the life of him he couldn't stay in character as an American cause his Scottish accent kept coming out. I feel bad for anyone who watches this movie. Please if you value your time, don't watch this movie.
The Requin (2022)
I would rather a root canal
Okay I'm sitting here watching this movie right now writing this review and I'm in agony. My ears hurt from all the screaming Alicia Silverstone is doing. When I saw this movie i thought wow I haven't seen Alicia Silverstone in a while, well now I know why... her acting was horrendous. I can honestly say I can't wait for the shark to make its appearance so it can gobble her up and we don't have to hear her screaming anymore. And only reason I want to finish this movie is because I paid $6.99 for it. It should be free or better yet pay us to watch it, that's how bad it is. Please if you value your time don't watch this and even if your bored, don't watch it. I would much rather get a root canal. I give this movie a -5 star, don't pay any attention to any reviews that's over 3.
French Exit (2020)
I would rather get a root canal
Well that was 1 hr 53 mins of my life I will never get back. Thank goodness for the fast forward button so I could fast forward the boring parts... oh wait the whole movie was boring. Okay I must admit I'm giving this movie a 1 star cause I laughed a few times okay to be honest I'm giving this movie a 1 star cause I have to or else I can't submit my review. If you value your time don't waste your time on this rubbish. Trust me!!!!!! Nothing in this movie made sense. Why on earth was everyone just camping out in the flat in Paris?? Well maybe I would of known why if I didn't fast forward so much. I see why the cat ran away from Michelle pfeiffers character she was horrible.
Plot twist.... Wait for it... the cat was supposedly her dead husband whom she could talk to when they lit the magic candles. And for the ending... don't get me started on the ending. It was a empty ending. It didn't wrap up anything. It just left you sitting there staring at the tv screen so mad that you wasted your time when you could of been getting a root canal instead. So fair warning. This movie is insufferably painful to watch. Only part I enjoyed was the cat.
The World's Fastest Indian (2005)
Unexpected hidden gem
My dad has been trying to get my mum and I to see this movie for years and we just kept saying no. I thought it was about a runner. So one night I decided to look at the trailer and I thought what the heck I'll watch it. Well we all sat down and wow!!!! What a amazing movie. I had tears throughout. Anthony Hopkins did a fantastic job!!! I will watch this movie many more times!!!! Follow your dreams !!!!
Amber (2014)
Waste of time yet entertaining
This was a entertaining show I must say but at the end of it I felt like I wasted my time. This show has so many possibilities and leads to what might of happened to Amber. The guy in prison knew details about Ambers room but do we as viewers ever find out how he knew those details?? The answer is no. Then a guy Amber was taking to was suspected but do we find out it was him? The answer is no. And Ambers friend Jenny was hiding the fact that she knew the guy Amber was talking to and was acting suspicious throughout the show but do we know why?? Once again no we don't find out. This show pulls and pushes you in so many directions just to leave you non the wiser after watching it. Because we never find out what happened to Amber. Was she kidnapped? Murdered?? We never find out. So if you have almost 4 hours to waste this show is for you.
You Belong to Me (2021)
Got my attention last 20 mins
This movie was absolutely boring. I kept catching myself yawning but I wanted to keep watching to see what happened and if it got better. Well it did get better, the last 20 mins. Just If you want a thriller fast forward to the last 20 mins and don't bother with anything before that.
The Terminal (2004)
What? It took me 17 years to watch this
Loved this movie. I never wanted to watch it with the title of this movie but wow Tom Hanks delivered!!!! I enjoyed every second of this movie. It was funny, charming and touching. Must see!!!!
Then Came You (2020)
Beautiful scenery but boring movie
My mum and I being from scotland got drawn into this movie. I really like Craig ferguson and Ford Kieran from still game. The scenery was breathtaking but the movie was blah. Kathie Lee was not a good fit for the part. There was zero chemistry between her and Craig. I don't know when they fell In love but it wasn't visible to us watchers. Then they got married out of nowhere. There wasn't really a story line it was all over the place. Then I kept thinking to myself at the end of the movie that there wasn't a single kiss between the two and well there was at the very end one kiss throughout this whole movie. Just a weird movie. Would I watch it again? No. But I wanted to watch it cause the trailer makes it look so good. Oh well at least I enjoyed some beautiful scenery throughout the movie.
Joker (2019)
Absolutely fantastic
I didn't think I would like this movie but I watched it and loved it. I loved it so much I watched it again the very next night. I even want to watch it again for the third time. Joaquin Phoenix did a absolutely wonderful job at playing the joker. Wow. He is a fantastic actor. Must see movie!!!!!