The story of this borefest centres around a dwarf mad scientist who is trying to find a cure for his dying sister. So on he goes to commit murders in the name of research. This episode is in no way as gruesome as any of the other guinea pig films i have seen and the special effects arent realistic. I fell asleep after 35 minutes of watching this and i was in no hurry to watch the rest, but when i did get around to it, it was just the same old crap what i seen to begin with... BORING!!
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14 Reviews
Faces of Death III
(1985)
AVOID!
3 May 2001
If you are expecting this to be another mondo shock-u-mentary, than you are very wrong. This is just a collection of reinactments from various stories, from serial killers to drug busts. The only real life footage shows workers in a chicken factory preparing birds for consumption. Hmm, anyone for kfc. I cant believe i watched this from start to finish. After about 10 minutes i couldnt wait for this to end. Avoid at ALL costs!
Empire Records
(1995)
Happy Days
3 May 2001
This is a films that you can easily watch over and over again and not get sick of. If you are a teenager and havent seen this.. where have you been. Go rent this baby today. This film reminds me of my days working in a certian franchise doing little as possible and slacking off at any time possible. AHHH those where the days..... The acting overall is quite good and along with the pumping soundtrack makes this a joy to watch. GO GET THIS NOW!!!
Guinea Pig 5: Mermaid in the Manhole
(1988 Video)
X
2 May 2001
Just watched a subtitled version of this flick today and was slightly disappointed. After reading the other reviews of this film i decided to go buy it. I put this on expecting something i couldnt handle but it was as easy as watching an Episode of ER. The effects are ok, but not exactly gut wrenching. The only gross scene for me was the vomiting worms and blood. The acting is of a tv soap quality and very cheesy at that. Overall this is quite a dark and disturbing film but also has a funny side to it.
Thicker Than Water
(1999)
A'ight!
19 April 2001
Well watched this last night and although it was ok i found myself nodding off a few times. If you are into films where every 3rd word is nigga' this and nigga' that, then you will love this. Ice cube's screen presence in this lasts as long as it does in the trailer.. Only a few mins. Overall this film was ok and helped me into becoming a wannabe G!
GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland
(1992 Video)
Cheap but Sweet!
19 April 2001
Well if you like GWAR then you are sure to love this. It has a collection of GWAR songs compiled around a story of the lead singer loosing his penis, so GWAR go on the search for it. Has blood, violence and the songs are cool. What more do you want?. I remember years ago taking this into my art class at school and putting it on for the class, including the teacher. Watched the whole thing too!! Ah those where the days...
Society
(1989)
OOOHH I GOT A BEAUTY MARK!!
19 April 2001
I remember seeing this film when i was like 11 or 12 and loving it. This film is very strange and weird, but has really cool special effects. The last 20 minutes is the where the majority of this happens. Mass orgies, super bendy people and lots of champagne. Sounds like my kind of party. I would say this is one of the best Yazna films yet followed by ROTLD3. Check this out today!!
TerrorVision
(1986)
B-Movie Madness
19 April 2001
Well i havent seen this film for atleast 13 years. I remember having it rented out for my 8th birthday party. From what i can remember some silverspoon dude gets a huge tv sattelite dish installed in his garden which then teleports an alien from its planet to this guys house. The alien melts the mother and father of the family and its left up to there kids and some punk boyfriend to stop it. Lots of ooze and slime in this one. This film is so stupid its funny, so if you can find it check it out!
Madman
(1981)
His name is Marz, Madman Marz
19 April 2001
Cheesy acting, cheesy music, cheesy killer, cheesy dialogue and boring as hell. Although it is all of the above its quite funny to watch. Marz looks like santa claus on his day off. Fans of old drive in movies will love this flick but in my view its just a plain rip-off of any older slasher flick.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
(1991)
Bruce Lee vs Bad Taste
4 April 2001
Well i just watched the english dubbed version of this little gem and i have to say it ownz. It is live action anime at its best. Lots of guts and blood in this one to keep any splatter fan happy for the duration. I doubt even peter jackson could have made a better job.
Home Movie's at its Best
13 March 2001
This is the only part i have seen of the Violent Shit trilogy but i must say its very cool for what looks like a home made movie. Would have looked far better with professional actors and shot in 32mm. Overall the sfx are good and the film runs at a fast pace so there is always something good happening on screen. Anyone who likes zombie and gore films is bound to love this.
Man Behind the Sun
(1988)
What did those subs say?
13 March 2001
While watching the subtitles version of this film i suddenly lost any type of plot that was going on because they where so hard to read. Although my main reason to watch this was for the gross stuff it was quite easy to get the idea of what was going on throughout the film. Alot of the torture scenes are quite horrific, but the cat scene tops it all off as being one of the most vile things I have seen to date. I don't really know why anyone would want to watch this film other than the reason of shock value.
Street Trash
(1987)
Hey, who stole my Viper?!
9 January 2001
I cant believe how many people have dissed this film. In my eyes this is a masterpiece and should have won an Academy Award for best picture, well maybe not as far as that... but its good fun for an hour and a half. This film doesent really have a story to it. It just follows bums around and shows them hanging out at the local scrap yard. But every so often someone will end up drinking some Viper. This is the gore factor behind the film, as when consumed people explode, melt and die in horrible ways. Just what a gorehound asked for!!
Nekromantik
(1988)
Worth waiting for?!?
9 January 2001
After hearing about this film about 6-7 years ago i was somewhat eager to see it. Finally today i recieved my uncut dvd of this film. It begins with a couple who end up in a car wreck and this introduces us to Rob and his band of merry men who work for "Joes street cleaning agency". These guys despose of corpses from various locations. So one day Rob brings back a rotting corpse for him and his other half to have fun with in the bedroom department. Rob then looses his job and his other half runs of with the corpse. Rob looses the plot and goes into a world of killing prostituses and playing with cats guts in the bath. Check this out even if its just to see the end.. i will never look a kitchen knife the same way again :)
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