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Californication (2007–2014)
8/10
Fun show
16 November 2009
I've enjoyed the tiny details and references that fill this wonderful show. The nod to Harry Chapin with the title "Verities and Balderdash" was appreciated.

And the nod to the Wallflowers as Hank alway has to drive home now with "one headlight" and never gets it fixed.

Wonderful show. Always entertaining and always some cute detail to chew on. The actors are really getting into their characters this season. The Runkles are hysterical and with such stars as Rick Springfield, Kathleen Turner, Peter Fonda, and Peter Gallagher taking a hand, this has become one of my favorite TV shows... and I'm not a big TV buff. Jeopardy, House, Penn & Teller, and Californication about raps it up for me.
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V for the Wachowskis screw up Moore's brilliant story
6 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
V for Vendetta begins with a teen-aged factory worker sneaking around the streets at night trying to turn a trick so that she can have enough money to eat. She is rescued by a masked anarchist who involves her in a series of crimes against the laws of a post-apocalyptic dystopia. After kidnapping her and torturing her, he turns her to his cause to overthrow the government.

If you are somewhat confused reading this plot synopsis, that's because this is the plot of the comic book by Alan Moore.

The film of the same name by the Wachowskis is a castrated, diluted betrayal of Moore's story and they should be ashamed of themselves.
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
5/10
This movie betrays the Spider-Man mythos
5 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Spoilers follow.

There's great CGI here. Wonderful fight scenes and tons of action. But the relationships don't work. The Pete/MJ chemistry seemed absent. I didn't care if they were together or not. Gwen had nothing to do, but Howard and the script at least hinted at the kind of person she was in the comic and why Peter Parker loved her.

The relationship that worked was Pete/Harry. It was far more interesting than anything else in the movie. I can see James Franco going on to great stardom. I also enjoyed the warped variation of the villain/butler relationship as contrasted with the Batman/Alfred cliché.

Topher as Eddie Brock was painless, if not especially interesting. Seeing the guy go to church to pray for Peter Parker's death seemed kinda stupid, but OK. That he happened to go to the same church where Pete was hanging around the bell tower trying to peel of his alien costume was asking a bit much. And why Pete was in the bell tower anyway when he hadn't figured out that loud noises are the symbiote's weakness is a bit disturbing. Why would anyone choose to strip in a bell tower? So the goo drips onto Brock and he becomes Venom. Always thought he was a rather stupid villain with no real dimension. This film did nothing to add depth to the character for me.

So the first thing Venom does is get Sandman to help him take on Spidey. Why? He's got new powers and should be feeling very tiptop... but he thinks he needs to team up with Sandman before he even thinks of confronting Parker. What kind of villain is that? What kind of writer, in trying to build up the sense of menace in his villain, decides that he needs to make fear of the hero a defining characteristic? Weak! Weak! With that confidence issue, it is hard to see Venom as anything more than a wuss.

The tiny subplot of Sandman and his daughter was interesting. Far more interesting than any of the Venom stuff or any of Mary Jane's whining/singing/whining/more singing. But they never paid it off. I guess we are left to wonder if Flint Marko is going to go finish stealing the money he needs to save his kid (with Parker's implied blessing), or if he is going to turn himself in and let her die... or just what the hell he's going to do. The writer's bit into something interesting in their setup of this character, but never chewed it or digested it. Just spat it out without a thought, leaving the audience distracted by CGI smash and crash as if enough mayhem might pass as substitute for humanity and actual plot points.

But when I care more about the little girl in Sandman's locket than I do the girl Peter is giving Aunt May's ring to, the jewelry parallel that could have been an interesting bit of writing, becomes a trap that the writers' lack the talent to escape. I didn't care if Pete and MJ stuck together or got engaged. I wanted Sandman to save his little girl. And I wanted his wife to appreciate the lengths he went to in his efforts to save their child. Theresa Russell's loathing for her ex didn't ring true. It was tired and clichéd.

But these aren't the biggest problems with Spider-Man 3. The biggest problem is that Sam Raimi betrayed Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He betrayed the character of Peter Parker. He did this by having Flint Marko emerge as the actual killer of Uncle Ben.

Understand what this means. It means that Peter's off the hook. It means that the man he refused to stop was a mere thief; not the future murderer of Uncle Ben. It means the man he chased into the warehouse and pursued to his death was a petty thief. It means that Peter need not feel any guilt about his Uncle's death. It means that the event that taught him his defining lesson of great power and great responsibility never happened.

Spider-Man's defining moment... gone.

And so Raimi has betrayed the character and the franchise with this outing. I am very disappointed.
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Disappointing
19 September 2002
You can see the writer writing. The first thing that struck me was how unnatural, unoriginal, and uninteresting the dialogue was. It was very unnatural for the wives to be so upset about the few minutes of no contact since their husbands were "safe" by the time they learned of it. There was no real reason to go on and on about it except that the writer felt the need to put focus on it. The concept could have worked without such heavy-handedness.

So while the writer felt the need to hit us over the head with the simplest of concepts, he did not feel obliged to even hint at just what this movie was about. I still don't know what the antagonist's purpose was or why it didn't choose a simpler path to achieve whatever its goal was. I don't know what this movie was about in any sense, text or subtext. I just didn't come away with anything but disappointment. Not disappointment caused by character or story, but by the lack thereof.
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Pretentious Crap
19 May 2002
David Lynch is to film what Jackson Pollack was to canvas... a pretender to art. There are a lot of people willing to pretend with him, willing to pretend they "get it" trying to put on their art film masks, but at the end of the day, it is all technique and no composition, and therefore, not art. It is colorful and somewhat interesting in spots, but reason permits only one conclusion: Nonsense.

Skip the movie and go straight to the coffee house for the afterfilm ritual. Contrive your comments fearlessly as the conversation progresses. You will make as much sense as those who have seen the movie.
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Spider-Man (2002)
Wow! Great movie
4 May 2002
Wow! Best comic book adaptation to date. The moviemakers clearly took the characters seriously, understanding that Spider-Man is not a campy character, but a young man paying for his own irresponsibility. Spider-man owes more to ancient Greek tragedy than to comic book tradition. He owes more to Hamlet than to Superman. Tobey Maguire delivered the character to the screen as I knew he would. When he was cast, there were so many who naysayed him because they didn't understand Spider-Man. Those of us who did were relieved. There isn't another actor who could have done it. The cast was perfect, especially Dafoe who may be the first actor to treat a supervillain role seriously. While I like Hackman and Nicholson as actors, they weren't acting as Luthor and the Joker. They were hamming. There is a difference. Dafoe treated the material with respect and gave the Goblin dimension and force. Thanks to Koepp, Raimi, and everyone else involved with the movie. I've loved this character for 30 years. Just because a story is told with sequential art doesn't make it campy. Thanks to Raimi for realizing that and loving this story. It shows. Wow!
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Frailty (2001)
A feeble distraction for the frail of intellect
20 April 2002
I find most religiously oriented drama to be merely funny at best. For example, I thought THE EXORCIST was ridiculous. FRAILTY (what a horrible and meaningless title) had me rolling my eyes and occasionally giggling as they struggled to set up this stinker. There followed for much of Act II a reasonable amount of drama that had me thinking that I might enjoy myself after all. But alas, entertainment was not to be had.

I never believe Bill Paxton. He always acts like a guy who's acting. I have often been amazed that he works so regularly when it is painfully clear that his talent as an actor is slight at best. More amazing here, though, is that it looks like he might be able to direct. He embraces cliche a bit, as most first time directors do, but I was impressed by his work. But it just wasn't enough. His insane choice of material seems like a confession that he might be sucking on a bent straw.

Because what amazes me most about FRAILTY is that a group of filmmakers went to all the time and effort to offer us this garbage.

S P O I L E R

At the end of the day, this isn't about a madman. It's about a silly god who creates evil for no reason, and then entrusts a single father with the responsibility of slaying the embodiments of that needless evil. It is about a boy following in that proud family tradition. This movie doesn't say "boy, look what happens when whackos find religion (like a mosquito finding a bug zapper)." This movie says, "the religious whackos are out there... and they are RIGHT!" An odd message to come out of Hollywood.

Worst story since Abraham dragged Isaac off to sacrifice him to god. Absolute hideous hogwash.

To the screenwriter: You can keep your god and your movie. I'd rather go to one of those churches where they handle rattlesnakes than to submit to another of your tales... fact is, I don't see much difference.
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1/10
Tacky racist propaganda
8 March 2002
This film was pretty standard Serb-Bashing by a writer who seems to know little about the Balkans in general and Serbs in particular. Sheer racism. As if that weren't bad enough, it looked like it was edited in a blender. Cut. Cut. Cut... meaningless slow mo. MTV looking POS. Hated seeing a talent like Gene Hackman slumming in such a horrid project.
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10/10
The Best
8 March 2002
A wonder. My favorite film. The most important film about relationships ever made. Brilliant writing. Magnificent directing. Image systems and symbolism that leave you thinking about it all days, weeks, years later. Wow. A truly great work of art.
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10/10
Bring your brain
27 July 2000
See Three Colors: Blue and Three Colors: White. They are both wonderful films and will give an added dimension to the finale Three Colors: Red. Red is a fantastic film. It can be enjoyed in a single viewing, and indeed, the climax of the film is very powerful in that first viewing. But, watch it again. Once you understand the use of symbolism and character parallels in this movie, you will see new things with each viewing. With the first viewing you understand that the film is the work of a brilliant mind. With each additional viewing, you find yourself discovering that it is, in fact, a work of genius. Red is meant to symbolize fraternity in the French flag. The story turns the theme of fraternity around to be viewed at angles one would never suspect. The facets of fraternity shared by the different characters is as deep as you care to peer. If you are used to the blatant "symbolism" in most mass films, you may find Red a bit slow. You may find yourself looking at a screen filled with intensity that you do not fathom... and yawning, wonder what all the excitement is about. This is not a mindless, vicarious experience. Everything is not explained to you. You must think as you watch. You must see... not simply look. Wonderful movie... one meant to be enjoyed by a wonderful moviegoer.
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