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Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
A Sequel that bets the Original
Part Deux is one of those rare sequels that surpasses the original. Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges are in excellent form. Although some things are a little dated, this movie is a non-stop laugh riot. One of the funniest spoofs of the ninties.
Batoru rowaiaru (2000)
Do Not Believe The Hype!
I had heard so many great things about this movie. When I heard the praise that John Carpenter had given it, I had to finally find a copy of it. Do not get me wrong. This movie has its moments. It has a rawness that is very rare these days. However, I really failed to see how this films warrants the rating it has on this site. The acting, for the most part, is acceptable. The actors did not appear to me to be as young as we were lead to believe by the grade they are in. The gore is fairly benign and does nothing to advance the genre. This film is not a gross out shocker, like Cannibal Holocaust. It felt like a "wanna-be grade school" Session 7 without the black humor.
Overall, it rates a 6/10. I would see it, but there are way more important films to see than this.
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
If only you could give a zero star rating
Wow, was this movie a total piece of crap. Boring, stupid actors driving in bright, ugly cars. There are so many things wrong with this movie I do not even know where to begin. Every performance in this movie was flat and drab. The dialog was beyond stupid. I know Van can do better than this. The cars and stunts fail to impress because you will not give a shit about these people. If you want to see a better movie about similar ideas, see "No Man's Land". For really good car scenes, watch "Ronin". Instead of "The Fast and the Furious", how about "The Dumb and the Boring"