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Jurassic Park III (2001)
Accomplishes what it's sets out to
Don't trash this movie because it's not "The Godfather" or "Shawshank Redemption." This is a summer action adrenaline flick and doesn't try to be anything else. Ok, so the story could have been better, but I didn't show up to the theatre 40 minutes before showtime so that I could hear a wonderful tale of dinos! If I wanted that, I would have watched the Discovery channel's "Walking with Dinosaurs" with it's cheesy graphics.
So don't sweat the small stuff, just go get a super popcorn with double butter (for an inexpensive $8.00!) and enjoy dinosaurs eating people!
Held Up (1999)
The Worst Movie I have ever seen in my life!
Now I'm usually very forgiving of movies because each appeals to it's own crowd, but this piece of garbage is where I draw the line. Coming into this movie I figured it wouldn't have much of a story, but I thought that it would at least be a stage for Jaime Foxx to make me laugh. This is no lie, I did not crack a single smile throughout this entire movie. I felt as though the script was put together the night before because this movie just didn't make sense. I can't explain everything that was wrong with this movie, because my post would take up all of the IMDB's web space. Just know that this movie isn't even silly funny and definitely not worth the price of the ticket. As a matter of fact if someone paid me to go watch this movie I would still feel cheated. I am totally shocked that Jaime Foxx and Nia Long would even be in this movie. It I could rate this movie, it would get a negative 5 stars! I'm not joking people, this movie sucked that much! I've seen better movie scripts on Cinemax after hours! In conclusion: DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!