chriskerfoot Reviews

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Mr Blue Sky sets the tone and pace......

[28 April 2017]

The opening sequence sets the tone and pace. High energy, frantic and funny. I don't often write reviews these days but this is a laugh a minute fun ride with a great soundtrack (including Jay and the Americans and ELO). Great in jokes and surprising cameo appearances. Groot is a hoot and steals the film (possibly out minioning the minions). All I can say (no spoilers-except don't leave before the end of the credits-lots of scenes) is get along and watch it!!!

Riverworld (2003 TV Movie)

Oh My God!!!!!!!!

[1/10 · 26 May 2003]

Whilst writing this review I am wiping the tears of shock and horror from my eyes, what have they done???

Emily Lloyd with a Perm as Alice Liddell.AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH Richard Burton missing King John missing. Sam Clemems AAGGHHHHHHHHH. Underwater Bubbles, ridiculous 100 ft grailstones, the riverboat finished by the time the main character appears. All these add up to something put together over someones breakfast whilst they had a hangover.

Please don't try any adaptations of any more PJ Farmer novels, please stay away from Dayworld, I don't think I could take it.

By far the worst adaptation since ever. I am now going to carry on weeping.

Read the novels

Leon the Pig Farmer (1992)

Leon the Pig Farmer

[5 May 2002]

Very Simply this is my candidate for "Worst film ever made". It even makes Magnolia vaguely palatable. Stay clear if you see this on a video store shelf. There are many better ways to lose 90 minutes of your life than watch this.