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Toilet-Bathtub Conversation
What did the Bathtub say to the Toilet Bowl?
I may not get as much ass as you do, but I don't take no sh*t.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says;
"excuse me, do you have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur."
And the rabbit said "No", so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a v a g i n a. What is a v a g i n a, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Daredevil (2003)
Anti-Hero
For myself i had low expectations when viewing daredevil, so it was a pleasant surprise to watch a Marvel character with more modern man traits. Daredevil appears to be the "bad guy" trying to do good which is a welcome change from the spidermans and supermans. Although, in typical hollywood style, the story had the makings of being great popcorn cinema, but the writing, acting and directing is quite flawed which leaves the viewer somewhat unsatisfied. Ben Affleck handles the leading role with easy and proves hes got what it takes.
On a lighter note, dang those sunnies are kewl.
Daredevil, not great but well worth a look.
Rurôni Kenshin: Meiji kenkaku romantan - Tsuioku-hen (1999)
The tragic life of a disillusioned assassin
Rurouni Kenshin tells the extraordinary tale of a young boy (Kenshin) growing up in feudal Japan. His story is one of tragedy. Already an orphan but in the care of others he finds himself alone once more. A poor peasant boy lost in a sea of death. It is there he meets Seijiro hiko. An extremely skilled samurai trained in the Mitsurugi sword fighting technique, who has given up on humanity and taken a life of solitude. The samurai feeling pity on the boy takes him under his wing and thus begins his training. This is the beginning of rurouni kenshin. So how could a quiet, pure hearted boy become a merciless killer of unparalleled skill? This is what we find out. The film itself is all based on historical accounts of the mijei era with the look and feel immediately transporting you back to the 1800's with the help of some great directing. This is the greatest piece of animation I have ever seen and I highly recommend you view it.
Slipstream (1989)
is this a joke?
i cannot believe how bad this film is. when i was watching it i thought it might have been one of those 'before they where stars' films but upon reading the cover was shocked to find it to be a 1989 film. it honestly reminds me of a student film type of quality with a limited budget and unprofessional actors. even mark hamill and bill paxton are terrible. i would suggest getting drunk or in some mind altering state, hiring it and having a laugh at this comedy, i mean drama.
Do lok tin si (1995)
"cause I'm cool"
This is probably THE coolest film ever made. It has a real trippy soundtrack and is shot like no other film has been made before. The characters, such as killer and his partner, cruise around with an "I don,t give a fudge" attitude which works really well when Wong Kar Wai switches the pace into slow mo. With Wong Kar Wai he really shows you that even with a small budget film you can still match blows with the 100 million dollar films such as the matrix with only your imagination. "Wong Kar Wai is the coolest film maker on the planet" Quentin Tarantino