HAHAHAHAHA!!! What a laugh this has turned out to be!
I just KNOW original BG fans will vehemently hate this 2003 "reinvention" of BG!
They're not wrong!
I couldn't stand it either, and I don't even *like* the original BG!
Just because the special effects have been brought up to 2003 standards does not mean this TV show is suddenly above and beyond all other sci-fi TV shows, including (most definitely!) the one that spawned it. Star Gate SG1 has better effects, better stories and better characters, for example.
Can't writers come up with good ideas for sci-fi TV shows anymore? Was the writer off his face on dope when he wrote this thing? Well, according to him, the vital 2003 requirements for "reinvented" sci-fi TV shows must be:
1) Re hash a so-so 70's or early 80's TV show (hopefully one that nobody will remember therefore making it an easy target to rip off - or in this case - rip to shreds)
2) Completely change the story so the "reinvention" becomes nothing like the original
3) Bring it up to today's "sub-standards", i.e remove any cheesy, kid-friendly attributes and replace them with offensive language, excessive or extreme violence, and enough sex scenes to shame any blue movie
4) Should an actor from the original try to have any major input into the "reinvention" of his sci-fi TV show, omit him completely and then laugh in his face when you present him with this insipid schlock
When it becomes impossible to suspend disbelief then you know it's going to be bad. When you get bored waiting for action scenes after watching useless and unnecessary sex scenes (really the only action you've seen in the last hour) you know it's going to be worse than bad. When you finally give up halfway through the thing and switch off the TV then you may as well compare it to Battlefield Earth.
The characters are pathetic. I was not interested in anything they did, or how they felt, least of all whom they decided to hop in the sack with (be it robot, human or whatever). Nor did I care one iota when their home world was destroyed by their robot servants. WHO CARES! The robots-wiping-out-their-human-masters cliche has been done a million times in a million other movies/TV shows/books/comics/video games.
CONCLUSION? This show has borrowed ideas from so many other sci-fi TV shows and movies I've lost count. (although the original WAS based on Star Wars) WHO CARES!!
0/10
I just KNOW original BG fans will vehemently hate this 2003 "reinvention" of BG!
They're not wrong!
I couldn't stand it either, and I don't even *like* the original BG!
Just because the special effects have been brought up to 2003 standards does not mean this TV show is suddenly above and beyond all other sci-fi TV shows, including (most definitely!) the one that spawned it. Star Gate SG1 has better effects, better stories and better characters, for example.
Can't writers come up with good ideas for sci-fi TV shows anymore? Was the writer off his face on dope when he wrote this thing? Well, according to him, the vital 2003 requirements for "reinvented" sci-fi TV shows must be:
1) Re hash a so-so 70's or early 80's TV show (hopefully one that nobody will remember therefore making it an easy target to rip off - or in this case - rip to shreds)
2) Completely change the story so the "reinvention" becomes nothing like the original
3) Bring it up to today's "sub-standards", i.e remove any cheesy, kid-friendly attributes and replace them with offensive language, excessive or extreme violence, and enough sex scenes to shame any blue movie
4) Should an actor from the original try to have any major input into the "reinvention" of his sci-fi TV show, omit him completely and then laugh in his face when you present him with this insipid schlock
When it becomes impossible to suspend disbelief then you know it's going to be bad. When you get bored waiting for action scenes after watching useless and unnecessary sex scenes (really the only action you've seen in the last hour) you know it's going to be worse than bad. When you finally give up halfway through the thing and switch off the TV then you may as well compare it to Battlefield Earth.
The characters are pathetic. I was not interested in anything they did, or how they felt, least of all whom they decided to hop in the sack with (be it robot, human or whatever). Nor did I care one iota when their home world was destroyed by their robot servants. WHO CARES! The robots-wiping-out-their-human-masters cliche has been done a million times in a million other movies/TV shows/books/comics/video games.
CONCLUSION? This show has borrowed ideas from so many other sci-fi TV shows and movies I've lost count. (although the original WAS based on Star Wars) WHO CARES!!
0/10
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