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Wanted (2008)
7/10
Not the Wanted I wanted
1 July 2008
Warning: Spoilers
First of all, it is important to note that Wanted is fundamentally NOT an adaptation of the graphic novel of the same name. The filmmakers may claim that they have tried to remain true to the spirit of the source material which supposedly "inspired" them, but if so, then they have signally failed in that endeavour. To be fair, I never believed that Hollywood would ever produce a faithful version of what is one of the most entertainingly twisted and blackly amusing comic books ever published. If any contemporary film industry could, only the Japanese (or perhaps the South Koreans) might have given a good account of themselves in producing a cinematic translation of Wanted. Just look at the sort of stuff Takashi Miike puts out, for example. As it is, the film we have got has a radically different plot – there are no superheroes, fair enough, there were none in the comic – but only because Earth's supervillains had teamed up and brutally killed them all. In this movie, the Fraternity is not an organisation of supervillains glorying in the gratification of their worst impulses, with the tacit acceptance of the world's governments and law enforcement agencies – no, instead they're a brother(and sister)hood of assassins dedicated to the enforcement of "Justice" as decreed by "Fate" itself. Sorry, but that's a much weaker concept than the original Illuminati-esquire cabal of evil b*****ds who act out the maxim "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" so infamously proselytised by Aleister Crowley.

Wesley Gibson, as played by the ubiquitous James McAvoy, is, when we first encounter him, the same self-effacing, disgustingly humble wage slave that will be familiar to readers of the graphic novel, albeit not in appearance – as drawn by the original artist, Wesley clearly resembled Eminem, and, of the other principal characters, The Fox was the spitting image of Halle Berry and Wesley's dad, "The Killer", bore more than a passing resemblance to Tommy Lee Jones. So with this flick we don't get the ideal casting as envisaged by the comic's creators. Well, such is life, and Mr. McAvoy is a decent and engaging actor who acquits himself very well here. Next up is Angelina Jolie, playing the appropriately-named Fox, whose introductory scene is sadly not as memorable as that in the comic, wherein her character slaughters the entire staff and clientèle of a franchise sandwich shop simply in order to intimidate Wesley and because she can. In the movie she first shows up to protect Wesley from the murderous attentions of the man who killed his father. Oh well, at least Angelina is as easy on the eyes as ever and approaches the material with aplomb. Lastly, we have Morgan Freeman as the head of the New York chapter of the Fraternity and mentor to young Wesley. Mr. Freeman could play this role in his sleep – thankfully, he doesn't, and instead puts as much energy and conviction as he can muster into his performance. My only cavil with his portrayal here is that there's something fundamentally unlikely about Morgan Freeman saying "motherf**ker" that had me snickering with disbelief. He certainly doesn't sound comfortable saying the word.

Some of the gloriously foul-mouthed banter from the comic book survives, much to my relief. The character of Mr. Rictus is sadly absent from the film, so we don't get his hilarious rejoinder, "I don't f**k goats, Mister Gibson. I make love to them." And Wesley's closing speech, though one of the more enjoyable pieces of dialogue in the movie, is nowhere near as cool as that in the graphic novel.

Another problem with this flick is that it suffers from the modern malaise – it's too PC. Not an accusation that could have been levelled at the source material. Fans of the comic will note, amongst other changes, that Wesley's overweight harridan of a boss has suddenly become white rather than black – presumably so that he can, figuratively speaking, bite her head off without the chattering classes claiming that the film is "racist". Similarly, the "cholo" characters that harass Wesley daily and later receive their deserved comeuppance are noticeable by their absence.

The fly scene, however, is present and correct, showing as it does that Wesley has inherited his old man's skills as an assassin. So, too, are the "decoy" scene (in an amended form) and the shooting range with human cadavers as targets. The guy who beats up Wesley in order to teach him to overcome his fear of being hit doesn't meet the same fate as in the graphic novel and that's a shame, as it was much more satisfying than what happens to him in this film. The newly-bad-assed Wesley also doesn't shoot his so-called best friend in the face and drop his body in a dumpster when he decides he wants payback for the latter's having been rooting Wes's girlfriend behind his back for months on end. Somehow smacking the fellow with an ergonomic keyboard seems like rather a wimpy alternative. The cinematic Wanted does, however, feature the best use I've seen of exploding rats since "Botched". The scenes featuring the loom which dictates the directives of impersonal Fate are visually impressive, as are those where Wesley single-handedly storms the factory building after his rodents have softened the place up.

Whoever selected Timur Bekmambetov as director for Wanted had obviously been paying close attention to his work on Night Watch and its sequel Day Watch, and he brings the same visual flair to this flick as he did to those, coupled with striking cinematography courtesy of Mitchell Amundsen. To sum up, Wanted is a decent action film with an amusingly ludicrous plot, memorable special effects, gorgeous visuals and good photography. It's worth seeing on the silver screen just for the spectacle - but don't read the comic first, or you'll be constantly aware of what you're missing.
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9/10
Evil mind, evil sword
26 June 2008
Well, this one is just extraordinary. I'm a fan of these 'chambara' pics, and I can honestly say I've never seen a samurai film before where the main protagonist is a sociopathic killer (and, no, I wouldn't count Ogami Itto from the 'Lone Wolf & Cub' films in that category). Believe me, he is not a sympathetic character. Bizarrely, however, he can be viewed within the context of the movie as a kind of 'destroying angel', with each of his victims deserving his/her fate for one reason or another. Even the defenceless old man asks the Buddha for the gift of death (just before his wish is granted). As the film proceeds to its close, the body count rises and rises until it seems we perceive the action through the warped perspective of Ryunosuke himself, and it becomes impossible to tell if what we see is reality or simply his twisted fantasy. I wonder if Scorsese was partly inspired by this when he filmed 'Taxi Driver'. You owe it to yourself to watch this one. Just a shame that the DVD itself is not a bit more interesting.
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Seven Samurai (1954)
10/10
Find hungry samurai
24 June 2008
One of the greatest films ever made, and my all-time number one ever since I first saw it on BBC 2 when I was a sprog. An essentially simple tale of peasant farmers hiring a band of ronin to protect their village from an impending bandit raid, this movie has everything going for it - action, comedy, romance, tragedy, musings on the lot of humanity, beautiful cinematography, a sparkling script, stunning location work, and mesmerising performances from the "Kurosawa-gumi", Akira Kurosawa's core selection of actors with whom he worked again and again.

Aside from the legendary Toshiro Mifune's highly-entertaining and eccentric turn as Kikuchiyo, the peasant-turned-ronin (reminiscent of his earlier performance as the bandit in "Rashomon"), there is Takashi Shimura as Kambei, the world-weary and self-effacing leader of the samurai, and Daisuke Kato as Shichiroji, his efficient second-in-command. Minoru Chiaki and Kamatari Fujiwara (who Kurosawa would later cast as the comic peasants Tahei and Mataschichi in "The Hidden Fortress", the twin inspirations for C3PO and R2D2 of "Star Wars" fame) are present as, respectively, the cheerful ronin Heihachi and the weaselly, somewhat creepy villager Manzo. Also look out for Seiji Miyaguchi as the super-cool sword master Kyuzo. Then there's the wonderfully monkey-faced Bokuzen Hidari as the eternally timid and put-upon peasant Yohei. Finally, see if you can spot the famous Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai in a blink-and-you'll-miss-him walk-on role as a passing samurai. The first time he'd worked for Kurosawa, but not the last by a long chalk.

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who adores this movie - that's why John Sturges remade it in 1960 as The Magnificent Seven.
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The Haunting (1963)
10/10
We who walk here walk alone
20 June 2008
Now this is the right way to make a film about a haunted house. Please, if you value the hours of your life, do not ever watch Jan de Bont's bowdlerised 1999 remake of this classic. This version, made by the late, great Robert Wise, is all about atmosphere, and what atmosphere - a sense of mounting oppression and dread that will remain with any imaginative viewer long after the film is over. There is one particular scene which remains imprinted on my memory from my first viewing of The Haunting when I was a child. It's the scene where the camera focuses on the wallpaper. Doesn't sound scary, does it? Well, watch it and see.

The cinematography, by Davis Boulton, is an essential factor in what makes this movie work, and he makes the most of the house's dark corridors and omnipresent shadows. Add to this impressive and striking camera work and subtle but terrifying sound and visual effects and you have an unforgettable cinematic experience. The screenplay, by Nelson Gidding, is faithful to Shirley Jackson's novel, and the cast is an unusual but effective mixture of character actors, one musical star and great actresses such as Julie Harris and Claire Bloom. Enjoy Valentine Dyall's amusingly surly and monosyllabic turn as Mr. Dudley, the caretaker, not forgetting Rosalie Crutchley's entertainingly ghoulish performance as his wife, the housekeeper who takes a perverse pleasure out of trying to give Julie Harris's character the willies.

You might have been told by some people not to watch this film alone. Don't listen to them. The best circumstances for viewing The Haunting are to watch it at night, completely alone, with all the lights off. If it also happens to be a stormy night with the wind howling down the chimney, so much the better.
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Beasts (1976)
Long overdue for a DVD release
25 June 2003
I only recall seeing 2 episodes of this six-part series - "Buddyboy" & "Baby". The first of these, a tale of an old aquarium haunted by the spirit of a dolphin(!) was entertaining enough - but the latter was the one that stayed with me. "Baby" features a young couple who move into a centuries-old farmhouse and in the process of renovation uncover some kind of mummified farmyard freak walled up in an old chimney breast (IIRC). From this point on, the atmosphere of tension and unease mounts as more and more peculiar things begin to occur in their new home. The climax comes when the expectant mother wakes up one night having heard something downstairs... When I saw this particular story I was 9 years old. I experienced weeks of sleepless nights as a result, and more than one nightmare. Of course, I did have a rocking chair in my bedroom at the time (those of you who remember this story will realise the significance of this). Ever since the DVD format took off I've been hoping for a release of this series. The BFI originally planned to include a couple of episodes of "Beasts" as extras for their release of Nigel Kneale's "The Year Of The Sex Olympics". This plan fell through due to prohibitive costs. Given that so little of Kneale's work now remains unavailable on DVD, perhaps it's time that some enterprising company looked into unleashing "Beasts".

Update as of 20/06/08:

The good news is that, 2 years or so ago, someone decided that there was some mileage to be made out of one of Nigel Kneale's best unreleased works, so "Beasts" finally saw life again on a 2-disc DVD set, with a nice crisp transfer that is at least as good as the original transmission quality. There are some extras, too, including a stills gallery, a few PDFs, a well researched booklet on Kneale's televisual work and, for me, what amounts to the best extra in this mini box set - "Murrain", a one-off TV play that originally screened in 1975 and can in some ways be viewed as a sort of forerunner of the "Beasts" series itself.

Did I enjoy watching "Beasts" again? Yes, I most certainly did. It's held up very well over the years, and doesn't show its age too badly. I now know that I did see more episodes of the series back in 1976 than just "Buddyboy" and "Baby" - I now recall having seen "Special Offer" (with a hilarious performance from Pauline Quirke, of all people) and "The Dummy" (some nice turns from Clive Swift, Bernard Horsfall and Michael Sheard - good Brit character actors all). My second viewing of "Baby" could not possibly hope to stand up to the terror of my original experience - but it's still an effective little chiller which will give most viewers (particularly the more imaginative) an enjoyable frisson of disquiet. The episode "During Barty's Party", which I did not see on its original transmission, is also highly recommended.

"Beasts" is a rediscovered gem of 70s archive television and represents Nigel Kneale doing what he did best. Watch and enjoy.
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10/10
It's a busy life in Camelot...
18 May 2000
Ah! A shining beacon (yes, a Grail-shaped beacon) of pure comedic genius. Far and away the funniest film I have so far been privileged to see. The problem with most comedies is that, no matter how amusing they may be on the first viewing, on subsequent showings they rapidly pall. Not so with the Holy Grail. I find that I get just as much fun out of anticipating each classic scene as I do out of watching it. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen this movie. If you possess any sense of humour at all you owe it to yourself to see this film at least once before you die. Oh, and the ending is NOT crap. It's perfectly in keeping with what has gone before. And make sure you get a version that retains the cheesy music at the end. Everyone should have to sit through that once. ;)
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