Reviews
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)
Be careful, your head will explode.
Dear God, and this is the fourth one in the series. Plot holes big enough to fly a starship through! The worst editing on the face of the planet! If you want all this and more, Fu Manchu is your Manchu. A random shot of the TOP of some guys fez in the middle of the scene where the urinal cakes are dropping from the flooding dungeon ceiling and a set of random shots of people we've never seen before, some towers somewhere, and then some guy running down some stairs somewhere top off the movie. Every one goes to Britain for the effects, sets, cast and crew, but if you put a brit in charge too, you seem to always get something like this...
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983)
When campy budget flicks go bad!
It tried to be a joke; It failed. What it became was the horror that plagues second hand video stores all over the country! And directed by Lamont Johnson! I guess he decided to do something different. I hope he doesn't try it again. Plenty of words made up on the spot by the writers, because anything means anything in this movie! There's a viking long boat on train tracks, and a Wasteland Santa Claus, and Molly Rinwald <shiver> This would be perfect for MST3k.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
This is the worst movie, why did Time Chasers shove it off?
I feel like beating my head against a wall just for hearing of this movie even from MST3k. This movie is way the heck worse than time Chasers! Did you know that 9.7 % of the people who voted for this movie voted it a 10! This would have almost been a perfect 1 otherwise! I suggest going back to vote for it if you havent'.
Outlaw of Gor (1988)
This movie was terrible.
The first one was bad enough, and the short skirts, one take filming, and Jack Palance in funny hats just made me nauseous.
Space Mutiny (1988)
This was so awful.
I'm ashamed to even have a friend who owns it. That movie is torture to watch, and the plot was almost visible through a microscope. I'm sorry I've ever heard of Space Mutiny, and I'm hoping it gets pushed up higher on the list, because if Manos: the Hands of Fate has a rival, this is it. (BTW, I recommend watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode of it, it's a laugh riot! Crow as a Bellarian, Tom installing hand-rails! It's great!)