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Reviews
Ach jodel mir noch einen - Stosstrupp Venus bläst zum Angriff (1974)
I will always have a soft spot in my heart for this movie...
And a hard spot somewhere else. I haven't seen this movie since i was quite young, maybe 12 or 13, who knows. But what i do know is this is the movie that taught me how to masturbate. I kid you not. I have no idea if it is any good by any real standards of today, but for me, back then, it was everything.
The only reason i feel comfortable writing this is because i'm sure no one will ever get around to reading it. I mean, really, who is going to look up this movie these days?
I just discovered that i have not yet used up the ten line minimum for the amount of length i most take up in a review. i had no idea there was such a minimum length, but there i go, like a student trying to fill up a page in a journal, my ten lines. thank you very much.
Chicken Run (2000)
clay has never looked so good
it is your mission, as a chicken run lover, to find at least one person short sighted enough to think this is a kids movie and force him or her to watch it. they will thank you, and you'll get to see it again.