| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight: Actress Katey Sagal; performance by David Guetta featuring Akon. |
| 12:00 AM | Seinfeld - The Opera: Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera. |
| 12:30 AM | Sex and the City - Splat! |
| 1:00 AM | Sex and the City - An American Girl in Paris (Part Une): Carrie runs into Big outside her apartment; the women have an emotional dinner. |
| 1:30 AM | Sex and the City - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux): Carrie meets Aleksandr's ex-wife; Samantha's chemotherapy;Charlotte and Harry try to adopt. |
| 2:00 AM | Lopez Tonight: Actress Katey Sagal; performance by David Guetta featuring Akon. |
| 3:00 AM | Galaxy Quest: Aliens enlist a sci-fi TV cast to fight a war. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Teacher Pets: The Bundys can't believe Bud is dating his English professor. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - The Good-bye Girl: Bud gets involved in Kelly's career at a theme park. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - The Gas Station Show: Al must work off a bill at a gas station. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - England Show: The Bundys win a trip to England. |
| 7:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Slater's War: Slater must choose between a ski trip or a protest. |
| 7:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - The Homecoming: A football hero alumnus makes advances toward Kelly. |
| 8:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - The Poker Game: The girls give spurned Mr. Rogers romantic advice. |
| 8:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Professor Zack: Zack poses as a professor to get a date with the chancellor's daughter. |
| 9:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Did the Earth Move for You?: Will and his girlfriend are trapped during an earthquake. |
| 9:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - The Mother of All Battles: Will and Carlton try to help Ashley make peace with a bully. |
| 10:00 AM | American Pie Presents: Band Camp: A lewd teen causes mischief when he must attend a camp for musicians. |
| 12:00 PM | Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling: Three young men have wild misadventures in the woods. |
| 2:00 PM | Without a Paddle: Three childhood friends embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker's stash of money. |
| 4:00 PM | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: The goofy sleuth sets out to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, Snowflake. |
| 6:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Van Buren Boys: George interviews student candidates for Susan's scholarship. |
| 6:30 PM | The Office - Customer Survey: Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. |
| 7:00 PM | My Name Is Earl - Pilot: An epiphany prompts a small-time crook to right the wrongs he has done. |
| 7:30 PM | My Name Is Earl - Quit Smoking: Earl decides to quit smoking, but this proves to be more difficult than he imagined. |
| 8:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Slicer: Kramer buys a meat slicer; Jerry's date (Marcia Cross) considers his job meaningless. |
| 8:30 PM | Seinfeld - The Betrayal: Elaine drags Jerry and George to a wedding in India; Kramer's life is threatened. |
| 9:00 PM | The Nutty Professor: A potion turns obese, mild-mannered professor Klump into slick, lean Buddy Love. |
| 11:00 PM | The Very Funny Show - Sebastian and Tommy Johnagin |
| 11:30 PM | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: The goofy sleuth sets out to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, Snowflake. |