| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Family Guy - Dammit Janet: Lois enrolls Stewie at a day-care center. |
| 12:00 AM | Chappelle's Show |
| 12:30 AM | Chappelle's Show: Dave hits the campaign trail as Howard Dean; Gary Coleman; racial stereotype pixies. |
| 1:00 AM | The Brian McKnight Show: The Rev. Jesse Jackson; singers Justin Timberlake, Mario, Melanie Fiona and Ruben Studdard. |
| 2:00 AM | Stargate Atlantis - The Shrine: Dr. McKay's sister is summoned from Earth when her brother becomes fatally ill on a rescue mission. |
| 3:00 AM | The Hills - They Meet Again: Heidi tries to fit into her new job; Lauren must decide whether to give Jason another chance. |
| 3:30 AM | The Hills - For Better or Worse: Spencer has not told his family of his wedding plans. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911! - Department Investigation: The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department. |
| 4:30 AM | RENO 911! - Department Investigation: The District Attorney concludes his investigation. |
| 5:00 AM | RENO 911! - Released From Prison: The deputies deal with life in prison. |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:30 AM | magicJack.com: Free local and long distance calling for $19.95 a year! Recipient 2008 PC Magazine Editor's Choice. |
| 8:00 AM | Joseph Prince - Destined to Reign |
| 8:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Slim Down Secrets |
| 9:30 AM | Your Baby Can Read: Watch Dr. Titzer teach babies to read! |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 10:30 AM | Pets.TV: Racehorses retire at a second-chance ranch. |
| 11:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 12:00 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - High Fidelity: Darcy cannot forgive Spinner's lying. |
| 12:30 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - High Fidelity: The end of school sees relationships rekindled and return of a schoolmate. |
| 1:00 PM | According to Jim - You Gotta Love Somebody: Jim and Cheryl try to play Cupid for a shy police officer and his female partner. |
| 1:30 PM | According to Jim - You Gotta Love Somebody: Jim and Cheryl try to play Cupid for a shy police officer and his female partner. |
| 2:00 PM | Life as a House: A terminally ill man looks to his ex-wife and estranged son to help him build his dream house. |
| 4:30 PM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 PM | Smash Cuts |
| 5:30 PM | Smash Cuts |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition Weekend: Interviews and human-interest stories. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Family Guy - Fifteen Minutes of Shame: Meg exposes her family on a talk show. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Dammit Janet: Lois enrolls Stewie at a day-care center. |
| 8:00 PM | Bull Durham: A literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell: One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother. |
| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap: Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back. |