| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight |
| 12:00 AM | Seinfeld - The Bubble Boy: Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan; guest Jessica Lundy. |
| 12:30 AM | Seinfeld - The Cheever Letters: Jerry and George work on their pilot script. |
| 1:00 AM | Sex and the City - Out of the Frying Pan: Aleksandr prefers strong coffee; Charlotte runs to escape the pain of not having a child. |
| 1:30 AM | Sex and the City - The Cold War: Carrie avoids the cold weather; Miranda toasts her new home; Samantha circulates a steamy video. |
| 2:00 AM | Lopez Tonight |
| 3:00 AM | The Out-of-Towners: An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - The Egg and I: Steve tries to win back his ex-wife, Marcy. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Psychic Avengers: Al gets involved in Jefferson's fortune-telling scam. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - My Dinner With Anthrax: Bud wins dinner with the rock group Anthrax. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Hi, I.Q.: A club for geniuses invites Kelly to join. |
| 7:00 AM | Saved by the Bell - Isn't It Romantic?: The gang recalls past loves. |
| 7:30 AM | Saved by the Bell - Time Capsule: Belding shows a videotape of the class of 1993. |
| 8:00 AM | Seinfeld - The Muffin Tops: Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business; Jerry shaves his chest. |
| 8:30 AM | Seinfeld - The Summer of George: George plans a vacation; Elaine critiques a co-worker (Molly Shannon); guest Raquel Welch. |
| 9:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Just Infatuation: Will invites a teen idol to Ashley's birthday party. |
| 9:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Working It Out: To save her job, Hilary asks Will to date her boss. |
| 10:00 AM | Just Shoot Me - Hot Nights in Paris: Finch schemes to get Maya and Elliott to share an apartment. |
| 10:30 AM | Home Improvement - Wilson's Girlfriend: Matchmaker Jill arranges a date for Wilson. |
| 11:00 AM | Home Improvement - A Marked Man: Jill and Tim face a parenting crisis when Mark is caught stealing. |
| 11:30 AM | Yes, Dear - Jimmy's Jimmy: Jimmy's high-school friend comes to town, and Greg is jealous. |
| 12:00 PM | Yes, Dear - Kiss and Yell: Christine plots revenge when she finds out that Kim and Jimmy kissed many years ago. |
| 12:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Tissues: Ray demands more say in household matters. |
| 1:00 PM | The King of Queens - Brace Yourself: A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces. |
| 1:30 PM | The King of Queens - Pole Lox: Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons. |
| 2:00 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Snow Day: Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm. |
| 2:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Cookies: Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive. |
| 3:00 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Mommie Dearest: Janine's return causes Malik's classmates to tease him. |
| 3:30 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Father's Day: Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop. |
| 4:00 PM | According to Jim - Belaboring the Point: Jim advises Ryan on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting. |
| 4:30 PM | According to Jim - The Thin Green Line: Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day. |
| 5:00 PM | Friends - The One With the Lottery: The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot. |
| 5:30 PM | Friends - The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe finally meets her father at her grandmother's funeral; Joey carries a purse. |
| 6:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Junk Mail: Jerry agrees to perform for a car company in exchange for a new car. |
| 6:30 PM | The Office - Employee Transfer: Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween. |
| 7:00 PM | My Name Is Earl - Got the Babysitter Pregnant: Joy tries to tell Darnell that she lost his beloved pet. |
| 7:30 PM | My Name Is Earl - Dodge's Dad: Joy asks Earl to speak at career day at Dodge's school. |
| 8:00 PM | My Name Is Earl - Pilot: An epiphany prompts a small-time crook to right the wrongs he has done. |
| 8:30 PM | My Name Is Earl - Quit Smoking: Earl decides to quit smoking, but this proves to be more difficult than he imagined. |
| 9:00 PM | Family Guy - He's Too Sexy for His Fat: Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery. |
| 9:30 PM | Family Guy - The Courtship of Stewie's Father: Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him. |
| 10:00 PM | Family Guy - I Take Thee, Quagmire: When Peter goes on a television game show, he wins a maid for a week. |
| 10:30 PM | Family Guy - Peter's Got Woods: Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter. |
| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight: Actress Katey Sagal; performance by David Guetta featuring Akon. |