| 11:30 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Lewis Black on the Olympics; Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY). |
| 12:00 AM | The Colbert Report: Author Lucas Conley; The Apples in Stereo perform. |
| 12:30 AM | The Comedy Central Roast - Bob Saget : The Comedy Central Roast of comedian Bob Saget. |
| 2:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Lewis Black on the Olympics; Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY). |
| 2:30 AM | The Colbert Report: Author Lucas Conley; The Apples in Stereo perform. |
| 3:00 AM | The Naked Trucker & T-Bones: Live at the Troubadour: The twisted tales of a naked trucker and his freeloading sidekick. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Celebrity Ab Secrets: Celebrity weight loss secrets revealed! |
| 6:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:30 AM | Is Colon Detox Hype?: Internal cleansing has swept across America. |
| 8:00 AM | Book of Love: An awkward teen horses around with his buddy and lusts for the prettiest girl in their 1950s town. |
| 10:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Lewis Black on the Olympics; Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY). |
| 10:30 AM | The Colbert Report: Author Lucas Conley; The Apples in Stereo perform. |
| 11:00 AM | Tenacious D - The Search for Inspirado |
| 11:30 AM | Tenacious D - Angel in Disguise: Jack and Kyle fight over a woman; Kyle takes a bullet for Jack. |
| 12:00 PM | Tenacious D - The Fan: Tenacious D meets a star-struck fan. |
| 12:30 PM | MADtv: Guest La Toya Jackson; ``Farrakhan vs. Farrah''; ``Epidemic '98.'' |
| 1:00 PM | MADtv: ``Lowered Expectations''; ``Rick's Dating Game''; ``Forgive and Forget''; with Shaquille O'Neal. |
| 2:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Lewis Black on the Olympics; Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY). |
| 2:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Lucas Conley; The Apples in Stereo perform. |
| 3:00 PM | Scrubs - My Tuscaloosa Heart: Carla accuses J.D. of avoiding a terminally ill patient because the man was mean-spirited. |
| 3:30 PM | Scrubs - My Old Man: The three interns experience emotional distress when their parents visit. |
| 4:00 PM | MADtv: Guest Brett Hit Man Hart attacks audience and cast members. |
| 4:30 PM | Weekend at Bernie's II: Two guys expose their dead boss's embezzlement. |
| 6:30 PM | RENO 911!: Johnson hooks up with Garcia. |
| 7:00 PM | Scrubs - My Tormented Mentor: Dr. Cox gets no relief when Jordan's friends come to town. |
| 7:30 PM | Scrubs - My Butterfly: A butterfly flaps its wings and affects the outcome of a fateful day for J.D. and Turk. |
| 8:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Lewis Black on the Olympics; Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY). |
| 8:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Lucas Conley; The Apples in Stereo perform. |
| 9:00 PM | Futurama - The Farnsworth Parabox: The professor conducts an experiment which hurls Leela into a parallel universe. |
| 9:30 PM | South Park - The Death Camp of Tolerance: Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. |
| 10:00 PM | South Park - More Crap: Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. |
| 10:30 PM | Lewis Black's Root of All Evil - NRA vs. PETA: Andy Kindler and Paul F. Tompkins debate over which is more evil, the NRA or PETA. |
| 11:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: John Oliver joins Jon to talk about the Russo-Georgia war; Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.). |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report: Author Bing West. |