Shakespeare & Hathaway: Private Investigators (TV Series)

Too Cold for Hell (2019)

Tomos Eames: DS Joe Keeler

Quotes 

• [Frank, Billy and Keeler are locked inside a refrigerated shipping container] 

  Frank Hathaway : Whatever happened to "I'm never going back inside again"? I thought you had a job lined up.

  Billy 'The Brick' Porter : Warehouse packer.

  Frank Hathaway : What's wrong with that?

  Billy 'The Brick' Porter : I didn't mind it. Quite restful, actually. Just the hours and the money. End of the month they'd nicked half of it back in payee. I'm like "You're supposed to be paying *me*, not the other way round."

  Frank Hathaway : PAYE. Taxes, Billy. It's a tried and tested method of raising money for government spending.

  Billy 'The Brick' Porter : The government don't need it. They're loaded with money.

  DS Joe Keeler : Oh! I don't know what's worse. The prospect of death. Or the prospect of death with the words of a moron ringing in my ears.