- Cecil Stedman: I've faced death more times than I can count. But I'll be damned if that didn't put my balls in my throat.
- The Immortal: *awakens screaming in uncontrollable rage*
- Mauler Twins: Activate the collar!
- The Immortal: WHERE IS HE?
- Mauler Twins: *activates mind controlling collar* Immortal, you're going to destroy Robot and the new Guardians of the Globe for us
- The Immortal: *seething with rage, he tears off the mind control collar with little effort*
- Mauler Twins: Uh oh
- The Immortal: WHERE IS OMNI-MAN?
- Mauler Twins: *drop mine control device and surrenders*
- The Immortal: WHERE IS HE?
- Cecil Stedman: [after their orbital weapon only makes Omni'Man's nose bleed] Four hundred billion dollars for the world's most expensive nosebleed.
- William Clockwell: [to Mark] You're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half, but thinks they're fine until they're like, "Oh, my god, my top half's sliding away from my bottom half. Oooh, whoa."
- Robot: It's perfect.
- Mauler Twins: We are professionals.
- Robot: Except for the timed-release mycotoxin sacs, the embedded cortical override, and the seven, oh, sorry, eight, synaptic transceivers. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I prefer to be the only person in control of my body. Please. I would have been disappointed if you hadn't tried. Remove all of that, add in this small upgrade of my own design, and we can discuss your payment.
- Monster Girl: It's 10 am.
- Rex Splode: We're the Guardians of the Globe, baby. If we can die at any time, uh, we can drink at any time.
- William Clockwell: Omni... Omni-Man, ummn, Mr.-Mr. Grayson. Are you okay? You look, kind of, recently on fire.
- Amber Bennett: [gasps upon seeing Invincible in her room] Oh my god!
- Mark Grayson: It's okay.
- [pulls off his mask]
- Mark Grayson: This is why I'm always late, or why I don't show, because I'm off saving lives, or stopping some bad guys, or... going to Mars.
- [chuckles]
- Mark Grayson: I wanted to tell you so many times. Uh... did you hear what I just said?
- Amber Bennett: [sighs] I know you're a superhero.
- Mark Grayson: You know... Y-you know?
- Amber Bennett: I'm not an idiot. I figured it out weeks ago.
- Mark Grayson: Then why are we fighting?
- Amber Bennett: We're fighting because you lied to me. You made me feel stupid and unimportant...
- Mark Grayson: It's a secret identity!
- Amber Bennett: ...and because you don't trust me.
- Mark Grayson: I'm trusting you now!
- Amber Bennett: [chuckles] Oh, my god. I mean, it's cute you think that's enough.
- Mark Grayson: But Amber...
- Amber Bennett: Fly away, flyboy, or take the stairs. I really don't give a shit. I'd like to be alone.
- [Mark sighs and flies away]