- Nolan Grayson: Sorry, I'm late. Honest to god, a dragon was attacking Hong Kong. I stopped it.
- Debbie Grayson: Ooh, a dragon. Nice.
- Mark Grayson: I love my boring, powerless, everyday, run-of-the mill mom.
- Debbie Grayson: And I love my asshole son.
- Omni-Man: [talking about Mark] He's a teenager, Art. He barely remembers anything he doesn't see in the mirror every morning.
- Olga: How is this going to work if I can't hold your interest through one conversation?
- Red Rush: Hold my interest? Olga, please. You can't see things how I do. My perception is just as fast as I am. The briefest conversation with anyone seems like hours to me. It's agony.
- [Olga turns away, Red Rush sighs]
- Red Rush: But with you, it's a gift. Your voice is like music. You're thoughtful, compassionate, beautiful woman. I hang on every word.
- Olga: Hmm. You mean that?
- Red Rush: I do.
- Titan: Who the hell are you?
- Mark Grayson: I'm... Uh... I'm... I guess I'm working on that. Any suggestions?
- Titan: Captain Guy with a hole punched through him?
- [charges towards Mark]
- Mark Grayson: Doesn't really roll off the tongue. Anything else?
- Nolan Grayson: [to Mark] It's okay to be scared. It's natural to doubt yourself, but if you can push through that, and do what needs to be done, you'll do just fine.
- Debbie Grayson: [to Mark] You don't have to be the greatest Omni-Man ever. You just have to be the greatest you.
- Bi-Plane: Denver is toast, Immortal! I'm going out, and I'm taking the whole city with me! I've lined my suit with plutonium!
- [Immortal grabs him by the ankle and hurls him into orbit, screaming]
- The Immortal: When in doubt, throw them into space.
- The Immortal: Darkwing, why did you call us here?
- Darkwing: Me?
- War Woman: So none of us signaled the alert?
- Green Ghost: Oh, God, what's going on? Is it bad?
- The Immortal: Someone must be controlling him. He would never do this.
- War Woman: Regardless, it's him or us.
- The Immortal: I choose us.
- Aquarus: [Aquarus is asleep on his undersea throne when his alert beeping awakens him] Finally, some action!
- Nolan Grayson: [to Mark] If you really wanna do what I do, you have to be prepared for anything. No one is gonna pull their punches.