- Alison Cooper: Do you think it was related to the accident?
- Dead Doctor: Oh, yes. Undoubtedly.
- Alison Cooper: Oh, good. So, it should just stop happening, as I heal?
- Dead Doctor: Well, my diagnosis, based on what you've told me, is that your accident left you so close to death yourself, you're now able to see dead people.
- Alison Cooper: [apprehensive] What do you mean?
- Dead Doctor: Well, can you see me?
- Alison Cooper: Yes.
- Dead Doctor: Exactly. I'm dead.
- [Alison stares. A female doctor enters]
- Doctor: So sorry to have kept you.
- Dead Doctor: [moving out of the way so she can sit down, walking through the chair and the filing cabinet as he does so] Oh, she's very good.
- Doctor: [to a horrified Alison] What can I do for you?
- Alison Cooper: And what about you, Budget Tarzan? What do you want?
- Robin: Oh, nothing, thanks.
- Alison Cooper: Nothing? So you just spent... So you just spent the last three days, hiding in every little tiny little dark corner in this entire house, scaring me out of my mind, FOR NO REASON?
- Robin: Well, it was something to do.
- Alison Cooper: It doesn't work like that. It's the internet.
- Julian Fawcett MP: Right. And where are they based?
- Alison Cooper: It's everywhere. In every house in the country, in the world.
- Julian Fawcett MP: You mean... every person on the planet just thinks of me as the weirdo MP who died in some sex scandal?
- Alison Cooper: That was you?
- Julian Fawcett MP: What? No!
- [He laughs nervously]
- Julian Fawcett MP: I don't want anything, actually. Who's next?
- Alison Cooper: [to Mike] There's a cave one! And an army one! And a one with no pants on!
- Julian Fawcett MP: [annoyed] And a First from Cambridge!
- Alison Cooper: [terrified] And a First from Cambridge.