- Hamish Goames: [holding a photo] Come, look upon Alice, her kind and beautiful face!
- James Cross: She is not kind.
- Hamish Goames: The image does not do her justice.
- James Cross: Her eyes... coal black stones. I remember them well.
- Hamish Goames: They're not black. They're brown!
- Captain Bouchard: The thin one fell on the fat one and killed him.
- Monsieur Claude Trepagny: We will have to answer for this.
- Captain Bouchard: Yes, yes we will.
- Monsieur Claude Trepagny: Once I read the book of Ezekiel, chapter one, versus one through sixteen, to a field toad. You know what he did? He hopped away! Wanted a worm, not the word of God.