Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

Nik Dodani: Jared Kalwani

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• Evan Hansen : Would you want to sign my cast? Uh, you could, you could be the first.

  Jared Kalwani : Why would I do that?

  Evan Hansen : Well, I just... I thought, um, because we're friends and...

  Jared Kalwani : We're family friends, Evan. That's an entirely different thing. Please respect that.

• Jared Kalwani : And now you want me to make a bunch of fake emails for you. Classic.

  Evan Hansen : You know how to do that?

  Jared Kalwani : It's simple coding.

  Evan Hansen : But you failed coding.

  Jared Kalwani : If you consider a d-minus failing.

• Jared Kalwani : Maybe you should talk to her, tell her how you feel.

  Evan Hansen : I've tried talking to her.

  Jared Kalwani : Really?

  Evan Hansen : Yes. Yeah, I... I stayed afterwards, um, last year after the spring jazz band concert, but, um, I didn't go up to her because I was worried that my hands were sweaty. Which they weren't even, they weren't even that sweaty. I just... I was worried that they were sweaty, and sometimes worrying that they're sweaty makes them sweaty, so I just went to the bathroom and I put 'em under, like, the hand dryer thing, but then they were still sweaty. They were just, um... They were just also warm.

  Jared Kalwani : I was kidding. You obviously should not talk to her. You are a literal disaster.