Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Alien Commies from the Future! (2020)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : '55? As in our giant spaceship just appeared in the sky in 1955?

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Let's hope we didn't attract too much attention.

  Phil Coulson : Well, about that... I may actually have some good news. We're just north of Groom Lake, Nevada. Home of Area 51. Probably happens all the time.

• Phil Coulson : We know Area is a S.H.I.E.L.D. base.

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : We do?

  Phil Coulson : [Matter-of-fact]  All the Areas are.

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : Wow. Conspiracy Me was so right.

• Phil Coulson : I'm saying May isn't herself. She was completely emotionless. She went full ninja assassin on Enoch...

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : That sounds like classic May to me. It's the reaction to you that didn't jive.

  Phil Coulson : Yeah, even if she isn't happy to see my face, you'd think she'd be confused or mad or give me something.

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : She would be happy. It's odd. But odd is the new normal. I mean, you are a highly sophisticated robot version of yourself, and we're in a diner in the 50s.

  Phil Coulson : See, that part's cool. I mean, look around. We're at the precipice of the space race. It's a golden age of innovation...

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : Is it?

  [glances at a segregation sign] 

  Phil Coulson : Well, we still have a ways to go.

• Phil Coulson : How does it make you feel, when I say the word "moist"? "Moist".

• Phil Coulson : John Wayne. A bit overrated, don't you think? I mean you're rugged, you're on a horse. Who cares?

• Phil Coulson : Sorry. Really. I'm a fan.

  Jemma Simmons : He really is!

  Daisy 'Skye' Johnson : We're the good guys, I swear.

• Jemma Simmons : [Assessing the Area 61 scientists]  Getting to the bottom of this may be difficult. If the Chronicoms have infiltrated, they would all look and act exactly like this.

  Phil Coulson : Okay, now you're just trafficking in stereotypes.